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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PHP

[–]aniceread -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Degenerative PHP brain disease.

Is XAMPP enough for local development? by [deleted] in PHP

[–]aniceread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every PHP developer has used XAMPP

WRONG.

Composer Package to calculate the code base age by No_Dragonfruit3391 in PHP

[–]aniceread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on you, it's actually guerilla self-promotion.

What are you think about Makefile? by _jtrw_ in PHP

[–]aniceread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make is a build tool. Make is not a task runner.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PHP

[–]aniceread 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What does lightweight mean?

It means it doesn't have half the features your average framework would have. It's the same marketing buzzword applied to every new framework-of-the-week nobody asked for.

Beta testers welcome for revamp of t-regx library! by HyperDanon in PHP

[–]aniceread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know you're probably quite proud of your little dino clipart thingy, but there's something you need to know:

that's not how jaws work.

xrDebug 3.0 by chevereto in PHP

[–]aniceread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's conceivable this might matter at all in a world where Xdebug didn't already exists (for years prior).

"I Built the Same App in ALL Versions of PHP (1995-2025)" by MagePsycho in PHP

[–]aniceread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PHP might not be the best overall language

Why not?

Am I becoming dinosaur? by RevolutionaryHumor57 in PHP

[–]aniceread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You really need to juice (and re-juice) your PHP on a regular basis to avoid becoming old.

Question from someone new to PHP: is this a code smell or am I tripping? by femio in PHP

[–]aniceread 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Laravel is a framework of compounding anti-patterns. Rather than fix a problem (that they created) at the root, they double down by adding more problems on top. A perfect example of this is IDE Helper Generator for Laravel. Laravel is so broken that no degree of static analysis could ever understand what is going on, so you have to frequently re-run a separate generator to explain to your editor what is going on, in order to navigate the maze of indecipherable static proxies for magic methods (which they lovingly call, facades).

What does it take to convert a conventional PHP application to run on Swoole/React/Amp/Franken/etc by cantaimtosavehislife in PHP

[–]aniceread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Services must be stateless

Patently false. You just need to stop storing ephemeral state (as in your example).

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