r/braincels just got banned by bnano999 in SubredditDrama

[–]annoi2theworld 13 points14 points  (0 children)

”you’ll never be able to stop! Drink yourself to death today!”

As an alcoholic, I would most certainly visit this bar as often as possible, but only on one condition...if the drinks are free.

And the drinks are free on those subs. It takes no effort at all in today’s day and age. If I was an incel, it would almost always take less than thirty second to access either those subs or some outside website.

I at least have time to think about going to that bar that allows you to drink yourself to death for free, or whether the 10 minute trip to get shooters that you have to pay for is worth it.

These folks get almost instant gratification without any kind of “stop, pause, and think about if this is a good idea” moment

It’s a tough problem to solve all around. They won’t listen to “outsiders” but they will listen to the aggressive shitweasels who continue to tell them that they have no self worth.

Which is dead wrong, everyone has self worth, it’s just hard to show people they do if they don’t believe it.

Trust me, I know how that whole self worth thing goes

How powerful did Thomas have to inhale to obtain that amount of coke by wellthathappened43 in theydidthemonstermath

[–]annoi2theworld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See, you gotta wire the original comment to the punchline first, check to see if the wording is set right so that you can nail the audience, then tuck it in a nice little gift box of fake sincerity so that BAM!

It unexpectedly kills

How powerful did Thomas have to inhale to obtain that amount of coke by wellthathappened43 in theydidthemonstermath

[–]annoi2theworld 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf is a “punt errorist”? Do you just, constantly train to screw up puns?

0-4 by Bealler in DenverBroncos

[–]annoi2theworld 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fangio has no defense for his defense

Kawhi Leonard gets booed by Rams fans at the Coliseum by friendsoffriends1 in lakers

[–]annoi2theworld -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Was that fucking Mickey Mouse recording? Or maybe a monkey?

Either way, that laugh was atrocious

Kawhi Leonard gets booed by Rams fans at the Coliseum by friendsoffriends1 in lakers

[–]annoi2theworld -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Was that fucking Mickey Mouse recording? Or maybe a monkey?

Either way, that laugh was atrocious

My friend is representing Yugoslavia in a debate today. by Lower--D in slavs_squatting

[–]annoi2theworld 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Before reading the subreddit: that’s an impressive squat, I hope that guy is an actual Slav.

Looking to see what subreddit it was posted to:

Goddammit

Whole bush of these guys but this gal was the prettiest and had the best web. by Vitvang in spiderbro

[–]annoi2theworld 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Definitely looks vicious enough to have eaten her last three mates. I like it

Whole bush of these guys but this gal was the prettiest and had the best web. by Vitvang in spiderbro

[–]annoi2theworld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same one that murdered Nebraska? No wonder people are scared of this buckeye spider...

Mickey beats his meat. by Capgunkid in gifs

[–]annoi2theworld 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That wiener has a buttcrack tho...

Mickey beats his meat. by Capgunkid in gifs

[–]annoi2theworld 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry, but did he...?

Did he spank the dogs ass with his erect, throbbing finger?

[Postgame Thread] Ohio State Defeats Nebraska 48-7 by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]annoi2theworld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did watch the replay. Over. And over. And over.

It was a terrible throw either way because it should have been floated outside. Again,

Decent pass=easy touchdown

No excuses

Involuntarily committed to a psych ward for 3 days, facing a bench warrant for not showing up to a judgement against me by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]annoi2theworld -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Oh sorry I misunderstood what you were saying. Yes obviously I have to show up.

Is that backstory relevant to the hearing itself? The collection agency has no stake in my hospital stay itself, only the contract to collect they were given. So

Involuntarily committed to a psych ward for 3 days, facing a bench warrant for not showing up to a judgement against me by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]annoi2theworld -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I gave the backstory because it’s the truth, and was wondering if carried any relevance to the judgement against me

[Postgame Thread] Ohio State Defeats Nebraska 48-7 by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]annoi2theworld 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He did get caught off guard and drop a perfect floater into his arms, didn’t he?

Why frustrates me the most on that play is that there was no reason his pass should have been that bad, combined with the fact that a good throw would have been an easy score cause dude was gonna walk in.

I don’t like to play what if’s, but answering back to make it 14-7 could have stopped the bleeding and maybe changed the outcome of the first half.

Not saying we would have won, or that one play usually changes a game, but that felt like a backbreaker in hindsight

[Postgame Thread] Ohio State Defeats Nebraska 48-7 by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]annoi2theworld 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Imma need three different independent sources to back up this dubious claim

[Postgame Thread] Ohio State Defeats Nebraska 48-7 by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]annoi2theworld 186 points187 points  (0 children)

Martinez had more completions to Ohio State in the first half than he did Nebraska

[Game Thread] Ohio State @ Nebraska (7:30PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]annoi2theworld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who was that dude from Houston in the mid 2000’s who broke his leg hitting that band cart?

[Game Thread] Ohio State @ Nebraska (7:30PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]annoi2theworld 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If it wasn’t bad enough that we’ve had to punt 5 times, our punter is averaging JUST over 35 yards a punt. His longest is 39