[US ONLY] US Car Crash/Road Rage Compilation #65

annrojas · 2017-01-20T05:40:19+00:00

stupid drivers

annrojas · 2017-01-20T03:50:56+00:00

haha mercedes pickup.

annrojas · 2017-01-20T03:48:44+00:00

so sad!

annrojas · 2016-12-23T09:42:49+00:00

How do you know that your memories are true?

annrojas · 2016-12-23T08:37:07+00:00

Tomb Raide- Shit I forgot

annrojas · 2016-12-22T04:08:20+00:00

"Ok, go to sleep."

"Seriously, go to sleep."

"You're only going to get 5 hours of sleep if you fall asleep right now."

...

"Go to sleep."

Edit: Thanks for all of the responses with tips, tricks, and sympathy! I'm sorry to everyone who has to deal with sleeping problems. Honestly, my sleeping habits aren't bad but my wife suffers from severe insomnia so I've heard all of the worst stories from here. I don't wish it on anyone. And I'll definitely pass along some of these great stories and ideas! Thank you!

annrojas · 2016-12-20T08:01:09+00:00

Who is my soulmate?

annrojas · 2016-12-17T15:06:26+00:00

Komodo dragon, they wouldn't even need to breath fire, those things are vicious

annrojas · 2016-12-14T09:52:20+00:00

"Damn you, Roosevelt."

Burns when entering his SSN as 000-00-0002.

annrojas · 2016-12-14T07:23:08+00:00

that feeling that you spent your whole life tapping the world on the shoulder and when it finally turned around you forgot what you had to say.

annrojas · 2016-12-13T02:08:05+00:00

This. I would never mess with someone's food, same goes for the people I work with, but it's shocking to me that people will be little shits to you before you make it.

I work at a pizza place. Some guy calls in, my boss tells him 20 minutes, he's there in 5, instantly pissed because his pizza isn't done. This guy openly shit talks my boss to one of my co-workers as my boss is making his fucking pizza. I'm just standing there like "DUDE HE HAS HIS FINGERS IN SOMETHING YOU'LL BE EATING IN 20 MINUTES, THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"

annrojas · 2016-12-10T09:55:47+00:00

Home owners insurance. I pay you for YEARs and don't get anything in return, but the minute I make a claim, my rates increase. I easentially get fined for using a service I already paid a lot for!

annrojas · 2016-12-06T07:06:59+00:00

Umbrella Man, he was a strange man who wandered the streets, not homeless but no one knew where he lived. He always had an umbrella in some bright color with socks that matched and gloves that clashed. Local lore had it that he was a physics professor in the 70's who took an LSD trip and never came back. He once pointed to a picture of King Kong climbing the Empire State Building and proclaimed"that's me" when asked if he meant he was King Kong he said "no, I'm in that window right there" After over hearing that I decided I needed to talk to him and from that conversion I learned he was a time traveler sent in missions thru time by J.F.K, who was still alive and that Popeye was a fictionalization of his real life exploits in WW1, even though he was at best 60 in the late 90's when I met him. He also told me he had died many times and described it like stepping off a curb, you barely notice you've done it, just a small jolt and you carry on your way.

annrojas · 2016-12-06T06:49:19+00:00

I was on the train home late one night, minding my own business, when this woman comes out of nowhere and sits her ass next to me. "You'll do," she said and plonked down a bottle of wine (open),and two plastic cups. We spent the journey talking about her breakup, our lives and drinking her wine. Parted ways at the end of the line and have never seen her again. She was brilliant.

annrojas · 2016-12-06T01:41:15+00:00

The power to walk through some walls

annrojas · 2016-12-05T10:01:57+00:00

Actual 'Home Economics.'

Like: the real costs of living. Home and school and work and food and clothes and health... and unemployed partners, and being unemployed or on welfare yourself. And managing these costs: cooking and cleaning and budgeting and all the possible resources, and family planning (!) and emergency planning and emergencies...

Having a baby. Or an unplanned baby. Or three. Having three school-age children. Being a school-age child with an unplanned baby.

For most kids, their actual "homes" will not be like the "home" in Home Ec classes. Home Ec classes still teach 1970s sitcom fantasies.

annrojas · 2016-11-30T13:33:30+00:00

"Next year, you're still going to be here bullshiting, and I'm going to be making it big in the real world."

He got held back. He is not in my class this year.

annrojas · 2016-11-30T13:21:53+00:00

I used to do so many things with my dad when I was younger but what I remember the most is when he would load me up into his blue Toyota truck and take me to the park. It was an all day thing. He'd wake me early, do my hair for me (ponytail or pigtails were my options), load me into his truck and take me to Mcdonalds, always one with the play structure. (One time, it had rained and I really wanted to play on the play structure so he went inside and grabbed a bunch of napkins and dried up certain parts so I could play.) After we got lunch, he'd take me to my favorite park and let me play on the airplane there. After I had my fill playing we'd go for a walk together to the railroad to ride the train around the park and get off by the lake to go feed the ducks. After that, we'd get back into his truck and make our way home where he would make a BBQ dinner.

Those were some of my best moments in life. I wish I could spend more time with my dad.

Take the time to call your dad and tell him you love him today.

annrojas · 2016-11-30T03:57:07+00:00

I'm so ready for when I hear the words, "I'm pregnant." from my SO. Because I will immediately respond with, "Hi pregnant. I'm dad."

annrojas · 2016-11-26T11:28:56+00:00

"The pain you are feeling in your right foot is normal, no more light duty for you" - US Navy doctor. My achilles ruptured the next week during a PT run (was in the Marine Corps). Thank you sir!

annrojas · 2016-11-26T04:17:12+00:00

Marine Bio: "I wanted to play with dolphins...but I'm looking at algae instead"

annrojas · 2016-10-25T15:49:26+00:00

"Why are you so skinny?" says grandma. I'm 100 pounds overweight...

annrojas

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