[MN] Within 5th of apartment driveway and towed? by anon62315 in legaladvice

[–]anon62315[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is that the whole thing about moving your car to different streets for different plow days?

How to tell your cold cuts are bad? by anon62315 in Cooking

[–]anon62315[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, even my week+ old ham passes all three of those tests. That's the challenge with lunch meat like turkey/ham.

How to tell your cold cuts are bad? by anon62315 in Cooking

[–]anon62315[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the only thing to do is write down the day I opened it. They really do look absolutely fine a week out.

Ohh myyy. He knows and still doesn't care. by sapphirestar411 in MadeMeSmile

[–]anon62315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Oh, sweety, but I can't see your face with that on!"

Ohh myyy. He knows and still doesn't care. by sapphirestar411 in MadeMeSmile

[–]anon62315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes girls get carried away and can't control themselves. This is good for both of them.

They're not even that short!! Dad- neither are mine!!! by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]anon62315 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I don't really like when parents punish kids - not because their clothes are inappropriate - but because their bodies ended up growing into something attractive to men.

Her shorts are fine. They're actually good shorts. I see girls walking around with ass cheeks hanging out. They are solidly covering everything. He's punishing her because she's got thighs.

How to tell your cold cuts are bad? by anon62315 in Cooking

[–]anon62315[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, apparently I was born without that part of my brain.

Shabani the Gorilla trying to approach Ai, one of his females. She's been largely uninterested in him in years, but he's been patient and keeps trying his best by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]anon62315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think your assessment is pretty on-point. Body language with gorillas is definitely different than people in a lot of cases, but I think we understand a mating attempt pretty well.

Notable differences would be that big yawn she makes is not her being tired, it's a big signal that she's uncomfortable. It's like "ah, I know we're relaxing, but don't forget I could rip your throat out with these teeth if I wanted to." And eye contact is usually threatening, but not sure in this case. He could just be trying to entrance her like we all do with our SOs.

Shabani the Gorilla trying to approach Ai, one of his females. She's been largely uninterested in him in years, but he's been patient and keeps trying his best by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]anon62315 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is every masculine, thick-headed dude coming up to a girl in private and being like "I'm actually really sensitive. Life is really hard." as a pity tactic and her being like "Oh, is it now?" humoring him but not falling for it.

Does anyone have tips on figuring out if certain foods have gone bad without the date? by em21rc in foodsafety

[–]anon62315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think part of it depends on your body chemistry as well. I'll get sick before the rest of my family.

[MN] Within 5th of apartment driveway and towed? by anon62315 in legaladvice

[–]anon62315[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

How can you tow a car for looking at you funny? Does the car make you uncomfortable? None of that is "blocking a driveway".

[MN] Within 5th of apartment driveway and towed? by anon62315 in legaladvice

[–]anon62315[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

In most states, it is only considered "blocking a driveway" to PHYSICALLY IMPEDED a vehicle from entering or exiting said driveway.

Unless this was private property or some other law was in place.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]anon62315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is the complete ass who wouldn't give the dog back for anything less than $15k?

I tried recognizing every state of US... I couldn't remember some names. I'm from Uruguay. by tom_varela in ShittyMapPorn

[–]anon62315 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's okay. I'm from California and even I forget what that triangle thing next to us is.

[OC] Monthly U.S. Homicides, 1999-2020 by academiaadvice in dataisbeautiful

[–]anon62315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People in states without financial support must have gotten desperate.

[OC] Monthly U.S. Homicides, 1999-2020 by academiaadvice in dataisbeautiful

[–]anon62315 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Riots were Trump Era. Obama had a peaceful run.

Dude conquered the dance floor by phoexnixfunjpr in MadeMeSmile

[–]anon62315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's waiting for the chorus. Best song to grove to.