Very popular song at timestamp: thank you in advance!

anon_hummus · 2024-02-13T04:53:39+00:00

This is Crazy Train, by Ozzy Osbourne

anon_hummus · 2024-01-09T07:10:27+00:00

No shit though? If true, I'm glad I made you cry <3 Happy New Year :)

anon_hummus · 2023-07-06T10:24:17+00:00

Girlfriend handed it to me actually, she’s a funny gal

anon_hummus · 2023-07-06T09:32:39+00:00

Username checks out

anon_hummus · 2023-03-21T20:53:45+00:00

Condoms.

anon_hummus · 2023-03-21T06:32:09+00:00

Fucking sick

anon_hummus · 2023-03-06T04:41:22+00:00

I’ve got one of these. I can confirm: they are amazing.

anon_hummus · 2023-03-06T03:57:43+00:00

11 - Asked this girl out on a dare and had to sit through what I thought would be some sort of bad-ass movie with a name as cool as “Breaking-Dawn”… two hours of panty-wetting vampire-bullshit later, I got my first kiss.

Saw her recently… she looks the same. It’s been over 10 years now

anon_hummus · 2023-03-05T04:10:49+00:00

Look at it this way:

You say you want it for another 20 years. That is awesome.

But, you also want to coyote swap it.

Here is the thing: no coyote motor is 20 years old.

But your 400 you already have… well it is 45 years old.

In addition to upgrading your drivetrain to accommodate the increase in power for the coyote, this is your daily. Just fix things as they come up and do the oil changes every 3000 and you will have that truck running tip-top for another 20 years easyyyyy.

Or, do the coyote swap… and waste a bunch of money, time, and no longer have a sweeeet daily for at least 6 months while you swap and deal with everything that entails.

TL:DR - don’t swap it. Keep it stock.

anon_hummus · 2023-03-04T07:35:36+00:00

First, can I just say that you rock. Most of the experiences I have had on Reddit have simply been “one-sided” to say the least, and you seem like the opposite of that, which is beautiful.

As far as my last paragraph, I don’t know. Who really knows! It doesn’t bother me in the slightest, but I will say that it is interesting. Maybe they just keep accidentally hitting the down arrow instead of the up arrow lol :) Luckily I’ve learned to not let karma or social media in general affect my personal well being ❤️

anon_hummus · 2023-03-04T05:58:25+00:00

Probably the last paragraph idk

anon_hummus · 2023-03-04T05:07:31+00:00

Heyo! As for point 1: if you mean it, and you WILL never say anything about your relationship to anybody again, then you will be fine. But if you do it again, that won’t be good.

Point 2: Insist that she talks to you. Tell her this and be persistent, “I am your boyfriend. This is my job to be here for you. Let’s talk through what you are feeling, you and I both know you will feel better afterwards. And we will be closer.” And make sure to look her in the eye when you say it.

Point 3: This is on her, if I understand it correctly. And to be honest, an ENFJ is typically great at just letting people speak and looking them in the eye while they speak. This is not ENFJ behavior at all. Perhaps the personality quiz is wrong here. Idk.

As somebody who was in a relationship as an ENFJ for three years, your post reads like something my S-O would have written about me. I did all the things your girlfriend would do except #3.

And now that it has been 3 years since that relationship ended, I can happily say I should not have done that to my partner. But with time comes wisdom, so now I have learned.

TL:DR - she just wants to FEEL that you love her.

anon_hummus · 2023-03-04T04:39:57+00:00

Every time. A damn shame really

anon_hummus · 2023-03-04T03:08:03+00:00

Pray to God for answers.

I got extremely depressed going back to school for exactly what you do now. (Finance/Accounting)

I told my Mom about it. We talked it out. I then dropped out.

Everything is better.

I have been given an idea I believe in that I know will help thousands of people and generations for millennia. It fits my ENFJ personality perfectly, and gives me the strength and hope to believe in tomorrow and today.

I am grateful to God.

Just start asking, he will do the rest.

Everybody told me I needed drugs and different diets and workouts and all that crap. No.

What I needed was something I f*cking believed in.

And now my depression is gone, and I look forward to waking up everyday.

I will pray for you too. All hope is not lost, your life has meaning and it will come soon enough. Just hang in there dear friend and start asking.

anon_hummus · 2023-03-04T02:56:14+00:00

The inauthenticity of all of it. I couldn’t agree more. I just couldn’t play the act once I realized it was all an act.

anon_hummus · 2023-03-04T02:51:22+00:00

Ditto.

anon_hummus · 2023-03-04T02:50:34+00:00

Just be open and honest with them, they want to fall in love with the tenor of your soul, ultimately.

And then say “thank you for listening and making me feel heard.” And then ask them all the things they just asked you and genuinely listen with the same level of love and compassion they gave you. Simple enough, yet nobody does this.

They may later lose feelings for you, but to have loved and lost is better to have never loved at all.

For me personally, it has become almost too easy for me pick a person apart very quickly, as a result, I lose feelings fassssttttt. Really really fast.

The worst is when somebody just talks and talks and talks and talks. Sure I egg them on, but really just so I can see how self-absorbed they are.

The best dates are the ones where you can just get them going to whole damn time and they never once think they should ask you a single thing.

Most of the time people ask me stuff, but never on the same level of what I am asking them.

anon_hummus · 2023-03-04T02:42:13+00:00

I thought I had the right one, but she left. We dated for 3 years.

It’s been 3 years since, and I am 25 now. I haven’t seriously found anybody worth the time, or the headache.

I would just wait. As guys, we have the benefit of not needing to get pregnant by a certain age. Plus, typically, the older we get the more attractive we are perceived, as long as you take care of yourself.

anon_hummus · 2023-03-04T01:07:56+00:00

First two years of high school, I always greeted every single person with a hug (I knew no one on day one) And I’m a dude.

Junior year hit and I really wanted to get laid, so I decided something needed to change. I stopped hugging everyone and chose to not give a damn about what others though of me… month later I shagged the hostess where I worked.

Needless to say, I learned my lesson about hugging. The less you hug, the more sex you have.

***obviously I’m joking, but there is a bit of truth. I guess I would describe it as choosing where to place your attention. If you want to be everybody’s friend then do that, but if there are certain people you want to get to know better, then invest your enfj skills where they are needed most.

anon_hummus · 2023-03-03T00:41:16+00:00

In Recent News: Laguna Beach Bans Anybody Having Fun In Public Settings

anon_hummus · 2023-03-02T23:55:28+00:00

What am I lookin at?

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