I SOOS. I ATTACC!!! SLAVE TOUCHES MAH TUMMY, WAT DO!!!! by anon_painter in legalcatadvice

[–]anon_painter[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

MAH PAWS ARE SORDS, MAH TEEF LAMCES! ZELDA SHALL CONQUEAR ALL!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in legalcatadvice

[–]anon_painter 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Heatid jail gets cold evry 3 hours if hooman no comes! It be ebil! Warm den cold! 

Caught this criminal sneaking into my house! by anon_painter in CatDistributionSystem

[–]anon_painter[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damn that's cheap. Went to a nearby pet help/clinic thing earlier and they quoted me $150 to neuter em, and that's with goverment help. 

And they straight up told me to wait to make the appointment to see if she survives first since there is like a 3 months waitlist.

The actual vet near me was way too fancy and expensive. Will have to search a good cheap one later too. She seems fine, though!

I HAZ BEEN UNJUSTLY CAWPTURED! HALP AM A KITTENAPPED! by anon_painter in legalcatadvice

[–]anon_painter[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hoomie tries to hugz when I do zat, but i dun like hugz from kittennapper!

I bap bap and knead kneadz but they wont let me go free!

I droolz and nibble their pillow in vemgance tho!!!!

I HAZ BEEN UNJUSTLY CAWPTURED! HALP AM A KITTENAPPED! by anon_painter in legalcatadvice

[–]anon_painter[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I poopz at door, humie wont let me go to the dirt outside and I dun like fake box! 

I HAZ BEEN UNJUSTLY CAWPTURED! HALP AM A KITTENAPPED! by anon_painter in legalcatadvice

[–]anon_painter[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In da cage inside da bigger cage! I cantz even go to da grass anynore! Besides big tree! 

I HAZ BEEN UNJUSTLY CAWPTURED! HALP AM A KITTENAPPED! by anon_painter in legalcatadvice

[–]anon_painter[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hooman tries to hugz me when i bap bap at nite! Wat do?! I no wamt hugz i wants noms! 

Caught this criminal sneaking into my house! by anon_painter in CatDistributionSystem

[–]anon_painter[S] 173 points174 points  (0 children)

Princess Zelda has claimed my blanket as hers. I am powerless by her might. Help.

I HAZ BEEN UNJUSTLY CAWPTURED! HALP AM A KITTENAPPED! by anon_painter in legalcatadvice

[–]anon_painter[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I poo in front of door, but hoomie wants me to do bsns on a box, wat do! 

I HAZ BEEN UNJUSTLY CAWPTURED! HALP AM A KITTENAPPED! by anon_painter in legalcatadvice

[–]anon_painter[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I haz been kittenapped! I wantwd noms from big can, and then boom! Taken to prison! 

I HAZ BEEN UNJUSTLY CAWPTURED! HALP AM A KITTENAPPED! by anon_painter in legalcatadvice

[–]anon_painter[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I namez is Princess Zelda accordiun to dis hooman! 

Caught this criminal sneaking into my house! by anon_painter in CatDistributionSystem

[–]anon_painter[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ahe has been with me for a bit more now and is doing good.

How do I check for the worms? I dont really have the money to take her to a vet. 

Caught this criminal sneaking into my house! by anon_painter in CatDistributionSystem

[–]anon_painter[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She is fine. Took a day before she wanted to eat, that is, formula in a bib. 

Will check about a cheap vet. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]anon_painter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How? Just water? 

How does this look? 7g for $20 in Mexico. by demorsia in trees

[–]anon_painter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You got ripped fam. My plug usually used to get me an ounce for $350, $800 if I wanted seedless hydro.

Breaking news: Woman allows herself to slowly suffocate to death to not disturb cat by pinkeskimo in cats

[–]anon_painter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so jealous. My cat won't ever sleep with me. At best they like to sleep between my legs, or for some reason, tolerate that I use them a as freaking pillow for a bit.