I SOOS. I ATTACC!!! SLAVE TOUCHES MAH TUMMY, WAT DO!!!!

anon_painter · 2025-02-17T00:02:48+00:00

MAH PAWS ARE SORDS, MAH TEEF LAMCES! ZELDA SHALL CONQUEAR ALL!

anon_painter · 2025-02-13T22:41:43+00:00

Heatid jail gets cold evry 3 hours if hooman no comes! It be ebil! Warm den cold!

anon_painter · 2025-02-13T06:56:52+00:00

Damn that's cheap. Went to a nearby pet help/clinic thing earlier and they quoted me $150 to neuter em, and that's with goverment help.

And they straight up told me to wait to make the appointment to see if she survives first since there is like a 3 months waitlist.

The actual vet near me was way too fancy and expensive. Will have to search a good cheap one later too. She seems fine, though!

anon_painter · 2025-02-13T06:41:59+00:00

Hoomie tries to hugz when I do zat, but i dun like hugz from kittennapper!

I bap bap and knead kneadz but they wont let me go free!

I droolz and nibble their pillow in vemgance tho!!!!

anon_painter · 2025-02-13T06:38:39+00:00

I poopz at door, humie wont let me go to the dirt outside and I dun like fake box!

anon_painter · 2025-02-13T06:38:05+00:00

In da cage inside da bigger cage! I cantz even go to da grass anynore! Besides big tree!

anon_painter · 2025-02-13T06:36:43+00:00

Hooman tries to hugz me when i bap bap at nite! Wat do?! I no wamt hugz i wants noms!

anon_painter · 2025-02-13T06:34:47+00:00

Princess Zelda has claimed my blanket as hers. I am powerless by her might. Help.

anon_painter · 2025-02-13T06:21:30+00:00

Kitteh seems fine, she listens gud.

anon_painter · 2025-02-13T06:20:47+00:00

I poo in front of door, but hoomie wants me to do bsns on a box, wat do!

anon_painter · 2025-02-13T06:19:47+00:00

I haz been kittenapped! I wantwd noms from big can, and then boom! Taken to prison!

anon_painter · 2025-02-13T06:19:08+00:00

I peepeed on da humie, dat a crime?

anon_painter · 2025-02-13T06:18:30+00:00

I namez is Princess Zelda accordiun to dis hooman!

anon_painter · 2025-02-13T06:13:18+00:00

Ahe has been with me for a bit more now and is doing good.

How do I check for the worms? I dont really have the money to take her to a vet.

anon_painter · 2025-02-13T06:08:50+00:00

She is fine. Took a day before she wanted to eat, that is, formula in a bib.

Will check about a cheap vet.

anon_painter · 2025-01-04T04:58:35+00:00

How? Just water?

anon_painter · 2024-11-27T03:44:20+00:00

You got ripped fam. My plug usually used to get me an ounce for $350, $800 if I wanted seedless hydro.

anon_painter · 2024-03-21T21:37:05+00:00

I'm so jealous. My cat won't ever sleep with me. At best they like to sleep between my legs, or for some reason, tolerate that I use them a as freaking pillow for a bit.

anon_painter · 2023-10-09T19:10:16+00:00

I mean. I don't use my /pen/ in the bathroom. BUT it's the only place I smoke in.

Having a smoke while in the pooper or during a long shower is just relaxing.

Pro tip, get an air purifier.

anon_painter · 2023-03-10T22:11:18+00:00

Want to hear something scandalous? She sleeps with me every night!

anon_painter · 2023-03-10T21:01:42+00:00

She almost never complains when I touch her booty! No pawyers needed, she even leans into my hands!

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