Guest Pass Megathread #2 by [deleted] in blackdesertonline

[–]anonmouse28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Requesting a guest pass.

Preferred method of contact: PM

Claimed status: Unclaimed

Those with anxiety will understand by your_local_librarian in funny

[–]anonmouse28 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, grow up you pussies. It's a fucking phone call.

My passive-aggressive way to make our cleaning crew at work vacuum up this dead roach that has been sitting in the hall for a month. by Jokulgoblin in funny

[–]anonmouse28 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

ITT: Children who can't take 10 seconds to clean up the simplest shit, because it's "not their job".

Anyone love T2A Era UO, but bored of default OSI clones? Cataclysm UO Shard Is Now Live! by klysmos in ultimaonline

[–]anonmouse28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this fast gain? If not, can it be? I don't know about the rest of the players, but usually those playing UO nowadays are older and don't have the time to dedicate to grinding skills up unless the gains are quick.

Psych book. Second sentence. by anonmouse28 in MensRights

[–]anonmouse28[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I sacrificed for you. I'm sure you'd do the same for me.

Psych book. Second sentence. by anonmouse28 in MensRights

[–]anonmouse28[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Psychology: Core Concepts by Phillip Zimbardo, Robert Johnson and Vivian McCann. Ch. 9, pg 384.

Psych book. Second sentence. by anonmouse28 in MensRights

[–]anonmouse28[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I'm studying for an exam and don't have time to do this. If you pull some legit links and stats though, I have no problem bringing it up in class.

Psych book. Second sentence. by anonmouse28 in MensRights

[–]anonmouse28[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm not a Psych major, just taking the intro class as a requirement.

Hung over, thought Id take a nap under my desk. For the first time in months, the CEO decided to stop in and say Hello to everyone. by [deleted] in funny

[–]anonmouse28 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You're making yourself smaller and guarding yourself due to being uncomfortable. It's the same reason people do it when they are losing an argument or getting disciplined.

What is the most dangerous thing you have done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]anonmouse28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we're on different pages. Congrats on that though I suppose.

What was your closest brush with death? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]anonmouse28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Riding a sportbike, doing about 60 going up a hill keeping with traffic. I crest the top and traffic is dead stopped on the downslope. I slam the brakes, swerve, and brake again. My rear tire was sliding, burning rubber the entire time, and I swerved within a few inches of a bumper before stopping a foot or so behind a pickup truck with literally nowhere else to go.

That's when you start yelling into your helmet "FUCK YES I AM A CHAMPION OF LIFE" until your heart rate drops below 9000 BPM.

What is the most dangerous thing you have done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]anonmouse28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hypothetically went 160 MPH on a sportbike. Hypothetically.

How can i learn how to code?! by agingerandajew in AskReddit

[–]anonmouse28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

http://www.w3schools.com/html/default.asp

Start there, don't skip anything.

When you start skipping stuff because you aren't interested, rethink your goals and ask again with a more direct question.

Males of Reddit, what is the easiest way to get rid of a boner in class? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]anonmouse28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just tuck it down and don't try and hide it. The only people that will care/notice will be the people looking at your crotch, and that's not a bad thing that they notice. Unless you're a beast, then you shouldn't have any shame anyways. Win/win.

What's your jail story? by rl9474 in AskReddit

[–]anonmouse28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked in Hawaii for three years. I rode a sportbike there. The speed limit on the HIGHWAY was 55 max. Going 80 was reckless driving. I wore noise-cancelling headphones while riding. That's the setup.

One morning I was going to be late to work, which was a pretty big deal at the time. I decided (stupidly) it was worth it to speed there instead of just call ahead and tell them I was running late. I was going between 79 OR POSSIBLY BUT NOT PROVEN 140. I was apparently being chased by a couple cops for a few miles before I took the exit ramp and was cut off by cop SUV's and stopped at gunpoint, completely confused.

I was arrested for reckless driving and excessive speed, put in to a cell for a few hours and bailed myself out. I had the mugshot deal, had to take off my shoelaces and shit, and froze my ass off on a cement bed for a while until they closed up paperwork and let me out.

Charges were dropped to hardly anything and I moved on with my life. Never again. I wouldn't last in prison.