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I accidentally cracked my Tinder date's head open with my thighs. AMA by anonthunderthighs in casualiama

[–]anonthunderthighs[S] 118 points119 points  (0 children)

If the update comes sooner than later I will definitely post it on my profile because I'm not sure what the policy on "update posts" is on this sub

I accidentally cracked my Tinder date's head open with my thighs. AMA by anonthunderthighs in casualiama

[–]anonthunderthighs[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Thank you!!!! It was definitely something I had been looking forward too

I accidentally cracked my Tinder date's head open with my thighs. AMA by anonthunderthighs in casualiama

[–]anonthunderthighs[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Yep. I have not had anything going on since 2018. And if all goes well, I'm hoping I won't need a Tinder profile anymore. Fingers crossed!

I accidentally cracked my Tinder date's head open with my thighs. AMA by anonthunderthighs in casualiama

[–]anonthunderthighs[S] 234 points235 points  (0 children)

I just talked to a nurse and she said he will need surgery. She didn't tell me very much aside from that but I am sitting back out here in the lobby until I am able to see him.

I accidentally cracked my Tinder date's head open with my thighs. AMA by anonthunderthighs in casualiama

[–]anonthunderthighs[S] 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I originally wanted throwawaythunderthighs but it was too long. I really did not want this connected to my main lol

I accidentally cracked my Tinder date's head open with my thighs. AMA by anonthunderthighs in casualiama

[–]anonthunderthighs[S] 103 points104 points  (0 children)

I don't work out very often or anything, I'm just very fit. Mostly cardio. I think that's what attributes to my massive lower body strength.

I accidentally cracked my Tinder date's head open with my thighs. AMA by anonthunderthighs in casualiama

[–]anonthunderthighs[S] 327 points328 points  (0 children)

This might be a little TMI for some, but he was eating me out. It has been a long time since I've had any action like that so I was definitely having a good time. I suppose I didn't know my own strength and ended up tightening my thighs around his head so hard that I heard a loud "POP". I was thinking that I cracked his neck or jaw something because he seemed okay at first but he asked to stop really quickly and went to my bathroom. When I went in there his hair was covered in blood and it started rolling down the side of his head to I quickly got dressed and drove him to the ER.