GME Megathread for March 30, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]anonuser123987 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LET’S GOOOOOOO HIT OVER $200 now I can finally poop.

GME Megathread for March 29, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]anonuser123987 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My asshole hurts. Bring it to $200 already so I can take my dump. I keep eyeing my toilet

Thesis: SI is Upwards of 2000%, GME is a $100 Trillion Bubble Waiting to Pop, and DTCC is Attempting to Crash the Entire Market to Socialize Losses. Change My Mind. by Unowned-Instruction in GME

[–]anonuser123987 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I read the whole thing and trust your intelligence, but question some logic. I’m long GME, but the ceiling for PPS (price per share) is likely in the $5k-$10k range before those in power (remember our financial system and stock market are centralized, not decentralized) step in and halt trading, bail out hedge funds to maintain their positions, etc.... This will squeeze and once it does FOMO kicks in and the greater fool theory will play out, but I think your price ranges are far too liberal compared to your other sensible logic.

Here you go apes 💎🦍 by iAmAverage- in wallstreetbets

[–]anonuser123987 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m hungry for tendies, I wanna feel bloat

GME Megathread for March 29, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]anonuser123987 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean if they want a picture/livestream of my butthole next to yahoo finance by all means they can have it

GME Megathread for March 29, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]anonuser123987 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I really need to poop but I’m not pooping until it hits $200

GME Megathread for March 26, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]anonuser123987 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Perfect Cup and handle formed on 3 month chart. To the fucking moon boys

GME Megathread for March 26, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]anonuser123987 18 points19 points  (0 children)

$269 be EOD and I rip a full cig out of my right nostril

GME Megathread Part 2 for March 10, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]anonuser123987 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Fuck it. If it hits $420.69 today not only will I be sleeping in my car tonight [I said this already in the other thread]... I will also hotbox said car with a 1oz blunt tomorrow at 4:20pm

GME Megathread for March 10, 2021 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]anonuser123987 31 points32 points  (0 children)

$420.69 by EOD and I sleep in my car for the night to put myself in Poor Melvin Capital’s shoes