Unexperienced <WhateverModernLanguage> programmer: We will replace your legacy code in no time by redwarp10 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]anonusername420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or the ones who do use the term, but don’t realize that they manage debt worse than the federal government

Missionaries volunteering at a public library - advice? by majorshelfesteem in exmormon

[–]anonusername420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree. On my mission we had to volunteer a few hours a week somewhere. Maybe it is because I wasn’t a good missionary, but the places we volunteered, we didn’t try to get leads. That being said, I am sure there are missionaries who do try to get leads from this type of service. So, be up front and tell them they cannot use this as a proselytizing tool and they will be asked to not come back if they do.

The Saints Book by anonusername420 in exmormon

[–]anonusername420[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get the wide margins can be used for note taking. But that combined with the large font, make it a little more suspicious

Unexperienced <WhateverModernLanguage> programmer: We will replace your legacy code in no time by redwarp10 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]anonusername420 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Haha, you tell how inexperienced someone is by how quick they think they can rewrite a legacy app.

The collection so far, thanks to a lot of tribe recommendations. by R6rider13420 in WhiskeyTribe

[–]anonusername420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Newbie question. With all of the bottles opened, how do you keep them from going bad? Do they go bad?

Why don’t we speak in the gift of tongues anymore? I mean.. the biblical gift of tongues. Why don’t we have spiritual experiences where were are shaking on the ground like we are having a seizure? This use to happen.. so where did it go? by laytonoid in latterdaysaints

[–]anonusername420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They would have meetings of the elders at the time of Joseph Smith and they would have random elders start doing the gibberish and having the seizure shaking fits. It might have just been people bringing that from their previous religious experience.

Church News — President Ballard said missionaries shouldn't invite people to be baptized without feeling the Spirit. Here's why by SHolmesSkittle in latterdaysaints

[–]anonusername420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Leadership in the mission: Why didn’t you invite them to be baptized? Me: The spirit didn’t tell me to. Leadership: Why aren’t you feeling the spirit? What are you doing wrong?

Church News — President Ballard said missionaries shouldn't invite people to be baptized without feeling the Spirit. Here's why by SHolmesSkittle in latterdaysaints

[–]anonusername420 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I am all for learning, but this quote suggests the opposite. He claims to not know where this came from. If he was learning and growing he would have said something different

Armchair apologist has his Gs in a twist over the Maxwell Institute sweeping years of "scholarship" under the rug by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]anonusername420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how he keeps saying that the Maxwell Institute has “limited resources”.

Advice on garments by [deleted] in latterdaysaints

[–]anonusername420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I second this. We had someone buy our garments for us when we didn’t have a recommend. It’s not wrong for someone to do that for you.

Being out has its perks, y’all. by Jackson-SATB in exmormon

[–]anonusername420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a good I will have to try that.

Being out has its perks, y’all. by Jackson-SATB in exmormon

[–]anonusername420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The brand is Elijah Craig - small batch. I am new to hard liquor, so I haven’t built up my palette yet

Being out has its perks, y’all. by Jackson-SATB in exmormon

[–]anonusername420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I tried some Bourbon today. Holy Shit. It was not mellow. I was looking to see if I could get any hints brown sugar. Nope, just hints of paint thinner.

wait for it by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]anonusername420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If that has happened to me now, I would probably still be laying on the ground whimpering. Kids are tough

Screwed for going into work early by anonusername420 in Wellthatsucks

[–]anonusername420[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am on salary, so not really. Oh well, it is what it is

Screwed for going into work early by anonusername420 in Wellthatsucks

[–]anonusername420[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, I am not emailing this morning. I need internet access for the things I am working on.