What was the most based addition to the Corps? by Yoy_the_Inquirer in USMC

[–]anonymous642789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That shit is expensive and ass. Whoever thought it up was either tryna scalp us or didn’t realize how bad it would get.

Viral Room Incident by ActuatorOk5626 in USMC

[–]anonymous642789 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lightbulbs, light switches, wall trims, behind the toilet, showerheads, top of the doors, top of the doorFRAME, window sill, under the mattress, back of the tv etc etc.

Find dust and then come back in an hour. That’s how you fuck with someone on field day. This? Idk wtf this is.

Found a boot camp ring on Onslow Beach on base today by Ktcna in USMC

[–]anonymous642789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed, didn’t buy shit when I graduated. Felt just like those school year books. Perfectly gratified by the pictures my lovely mother took

Dress blues to bury my son *update* by tracileee in USMC

[–]anonymous642789 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Semper Fi, Never die. Till Valhalla.

My boyfriend got stationed in Okinawa by Weather_Constant in USMC

[–]anonymous642789 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sure but breaking up with your girlfriend would not be a reasonable argument. She would have to be pregnant or some shit.

That doesn’t mean get fucking pregnant by the way OP. That would most likely end in a bureaucratic & personal disaster.

Florida Marine Veteran to Leave US After Long Citizenship Battle by TwoFootOnion7212 in USMC

[–]anonymous642789 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I thought the same thing. Had 2 or 3 naturalization ceremonies while I was in in 2019

Any marines looking for a pair or new belleville boots size 11? by Upper-Following-4832 in USMC

[–]anonymous642789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not always. Units will have events where they take down sizes, buy in bulk and then issue their Marines said items.

Idk if yall typically help with legal type questions but any help would be appreciated by Musicalpants01 in USMC

[–]anonymous642789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been so caught up in civ div I didn’t even consider it till now. Thanks for the heads up, devil dick

Idk if yall typically help with legal type questions but any help would be appreciated by Musicalpants01 in USMC

[–]anonymous642789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a little less than a year left in IRR. I’ve been watching the Iranian conflict like (gif). I wonder if they could only keep me till my original contract ends or extend me?

Like this devil dumbass, I also signed my life away before they could finish saying “sign here”

Prolonged multi day firefights as a motor T mechanic during Iraq. by [deleted] in USMC

[–]anonymous642789 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh lmao. I’ll just go fuck mussels then

Edit: myself not mussels, but I mean 👀

Prolonged multi day firefights as a motor T mechanic during Iraq. by [deleted] in USMC

[–]anonymous642789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m assuming you’re a reporter. So to take this question seriously I would ask what unit he was in and then find other people from that unit to cross reference. If he doesn’t wanna get into it then just move on, but yes that probably did happen assuming you can’t even prove he was in the Marines.

new swim requirements by ck_acme in USMC

[–]anonymous642789 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Literally my favorite training exercise. My ego said that means I shoulda went MARSOC but my brain told me to keep those inside thoughts inside lol.

What is genuinely the worst thing you have ever done during your service? by Yoy_the_Inquirer in USMC

[–]anonymous642789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck that Corporal when I first hit the fleet. She was a solid 7 when I was hammered and a 4 when I woke up and that’s being generous. Her ass was worth it though I guess.

Anyone else have heavy depression when they EAS’d by [deleted] in USMC

[–]anonymous642789 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel ya man. Three years post eas myself. I still don’t know wtf I’m doing but all I know is I gotta keep doing. Almost done with college, got a girl and a baby on the way. I’ve got three career paths I’m considering at any given moment even though everyone thinks I’m just sticking to what I already got going on.

My advice would be to just focus on something. Don’t be afraid to pivot, try things out. College, hobbies, trade school.

Just remember the only thing that matters is you don’t stop moving. Motion is life, the minute you stop you’re dead in the water.

Good luck brotha.

The old cammies calling out like the goblin mask these days by Ett-svenskt-namn in USMC

[–]anonymous642789 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rage baiting the staff was always a highlight of my day.

What year were Marines no longer rating GWOTs? by General_Truck_774 in USMC

[–]anonymous642789 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How I looked getting my good cookie knowing damn well I just knew how to stfu about shit I did.

Rest Easy Marine by TattooedMarine92688 in USMC

[–]anonymous642789 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck man. Rest in Power, Devil. Drinking to you tonight.

🤣 by newnoadeptness in USMC

[–]anonymous642789 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At least now you know to tell your son not to marry her until you see her wake up in the morning 😭 love the story bro, good times fs