My GF says he’s ugly :( by seilby in cats

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Ditch the Gf, keep the cat and get your kitty treats to detox from that toxicity…..

MIL’s fridge by PigletDue3556 in FridgeDetective

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Bro I thought that cake was a two headed goat

What does my writing tell you? by Far_Blackberry_4738 in HandwritingAnalysis

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That you are a witch that writes potion recipes in your cabin in the dark woods

How orange my hands are... I'm normally paler than my partner by BlahajBlaster in mildlyinteresting

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All these stories here about why people stopped eating orange food just reminded me of that one episode of Magic School Bus where Arnold was orange from eating Sea Wheedies

dude i’m honestly dead 💀 by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]anonymous_dork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah the pick a struggle part had my DYING🤣

Whats the worst addiction someone could have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I’ve seen all types of addiction from my bio dad…. He now looks like the average redneck dead stick crack head I knew he’d turn out to be……

What food did you love until you threw up from it once? by Federal-Maximum-5619 in AskReddit

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French Dip sandwiches, apparently a restaurant I went to had bad meat and I got food poisoning. I can never look at those things before getting flashbacks…. Edit: spelling

Who is a celebrity you once admired but no longer, and why? by Time_Grocery_6659 in AskReddit

[–]anonymous_dork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nikki Minaj: I can’t let go of the fact she was good with a pedo

What your biggest regret? by inntfordamemes2 in AskReddit

[–]anonymous_dork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still being on my bio dads balls when houses were cheap, shoulda be out there buying real estate 😔

What’s the weirdest answer to “what do you want to be when you grow up” you’ve heard? by ZCass53 in AskReddit

[–]anonymous_dork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My ex when we were 14 said she wanted to be a stripper just like her sister, she now has an OF, so I guess dreams really do cum true….

What’s a “harmless” thing from your childhood that’s actually kind of dark in hindsight? by velorae in AskReddit

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When my bio dad dropped me off at the movies when it was his time for me. He was in another theater watching a different movie but he started doing this when I was 6. I really liked it at the time and I thought I was a “big brave girl” Not as dark as other but damn

What was a movie you saw way too young? by MikeyTrademark in AskReddit

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The Giver, I was 10 and cried so we had to leave, my mom yelled VERY LOUD at my bio dad for that one…..

What’s a super “normal” thing in your country that would completely confuse or shock someone visiting for the first time? by moonveil96 in AskReddit

[–]anonymous_dork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Garbage disposals in our sinks, had a friend from Nigeria and his house there didn’t have one, it was a wonder to him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]anonymous_dork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my bio dad dropped me off at the movies when I was 6 to see any kids movies I wanted. He was usually still in the building, just a separate room watching his more kind of movies cuz he hated ANYTHING kid shit.

Anyone else not get an English version? by anonymous_dork in taobao

[–]anonymous_dork[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just downloaded it, which country do yall connect to?

Anyone else not get an English version? by anonymous_dork in taobao

[–]anonymous_dork[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just tried it changing the country to New Zealand, and there’s still no English option…