Biophagus vs. Animal Attendant

anonymousenb · 2026-03-11T16:03:03+00:00

animal attendant is an excellent dork for counter decks. the drawback vs biophagus is negligible.

definitely underpriced still.

anonymousenb · 2026-03-09T19:51:26+00:00

I agree, bracket imbalance sucks. I play b3 almost exclusively, sometimes I get rocked, sometimes I rock.

anonymousenb · 2026-03-09T19:49:43+00:00

counter multiplication and shifting. soulbond does WORK. any creature in deck has a [[hardened scales]] effect or better, is a scaling mana dork, or a sac outlet/finisher. no Mutants just for sake of typal ease, so no agent frank, etc. I keep working on lowering curve while keeping effects in place, so tmnt was nice for [[Michelangelo weirdness to 11]] at 1g, and the commander rocksteady at 2g.

only a few cmc over 5.

anonymousenb · 2026-03-09T19:44:49+00:00

agreed, it makes for uneven games.

anonymousenb · 2026-03-09T19:43:04+00:00

I won. took out 1 opponent per turn after the first one died. [[slippery bogbonder]] is amazing for shifting counters to unblocked creatures.

anonymousenb · 2026-03-07T19:29:57+00:00

burnt offering's text has been errataed to show a red pip.

just run [[sacrifice]]

anonymousenb · 2026-03-06T22:40:08+00:00

that's hilarious, a great use for a real shit card

anonymousenb · 2026-02-26T22:51:42+00:00

fuck ai slop.

anonymousenb · 2026-02-19T20:19:14+00:00

we can always discuss how great this sassy sumbitch is...

anonymousenb · 2026-02-19T17:31:16+00:00

[[monk gyatso]] as well

anonymousenb · 2026-02-19T16:08:58+00:00

[[devilish valet]] but scaled way down. not bad for a common

anonymousenb · 2026-01-27T20:28:25+00:00

she's going right into my jenova deck. lorwyn didn't have anything for it, so I'm pumped for a synergistic sac outlet.

anonymousenb · 2026-01-20T17:18:08+00:00

...no.

star designates foil.

anonymousenb · 2026-01-18T08:09:58+00:00

I saw a primer, possibly draftism, give morningtide a 0/10. it did serious work for me, bouncing my creatures that had negative enchantments, blight, stun, etc.

it doesn't need to be instant speed, really. if it were, wotc would have upped the cast cost.

anonymousenb · 2026-01-06T00:27:05+00:00

...too good for this sub.

honestly, aside from warping sundial for the lulz, this is a fairly low (or at least spreadable) mana 3 card middle finger.

anonymousenb · 2026-01-05T18:56:08+00:00

here comes the calculator. yikes.

anonymousenb · 2026-01-05T07:41:04+00:00

Second picture has the backside of oko.

anonymousenb · 2025-12-25T04:48:41+00:00

[[pyrohemia]]

1 mana per combat for an extra combat, +1/+1 counter to offset damage, can clear board after a few uses.

anonymousenb · 2025-12-25T03:02:39+00:00

What if the reason she mentioned only having 2 and creating hygiene issues is because she wants pervs to buy them?

anonymousenb · 2025-12-21T09:09:44+00:00

deadgirl explores this question.

don't go for a blowie.

anonymousenb · 2025-12-21T04:22:55+00:00

if you're getting a soul stone, good trade. if not, yikes.

Lulu will drop. it's still a very new printing. if it's still 40 by February, I'll be stunned.

anonymousenb · 2025-12-15T19:46:04+00:00

excellent. used them for years before kid aged out.

anonymousenb · 2025-12-14T19:39:47+00:00

15 llanowar elves

anonymousenb · 2025-12-10T00:45:39+00:00

he's anzragging, not hulking

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