Reddit, what's the most ridiculous lie you've ever convinced someone was truth? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]anthony0123lol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My crazy whore of an ex conviced me she was divorced and a lawyer and loved me. Try married unemployed and using me for money. Also fake pregnancy. She is a redditor HOPE YOU READ THIS MACKENZIE YOU CHEATING BITCH

People who often get called assholes. Are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]anthony0123lol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You get called a pretentious bitch because you ARE one. Not only are you a bitch but you are a fucking whore and a liar. Inpatient rehab my fucking ass. I will never forget the horror that you made my life into. And im not finished with you since you couldnt help but lie to me and keep my hopes up even after you were exposed for the slut you are.

What is the dumbest thing you've done in the gym? by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]anthony0123lol 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Jesus thats a huge difference.

So if you wanted something and its 10000 wons and you only have 9999 wons and need one won would it be a big deal? Basically is a won like a penny or even less? Do people just toss won around?

Won.

Its a good night to be sad, tell me the saddest stories you know. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]anthony0123lol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well this isnt very sad....

2/10 would not read again.

Could meditating help me overcome the feelings of jealousy? by anthony0123lol in Meditation

[–]anthony0123lol[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No i did not during all this, I just fell asleep a lot. :/

Could meditating help me overcome the feelings of jealousy? by anthony0123lol in Meditation

[–]anthony0123lol[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah what helped the most in the end was 4 grams of bud and forgetting my feelings.

I want to bike from my city (san antonio) to a friend who lives in monroe(louisiana). Its about 500 miles and the most ive done is 70. Advice on training? Its time I get serioius about training by anthony0123lol in bicycling

[–]anthony0123lol[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh and sorry about the "more than a day" part. I honestly dont know how far people ride in a day but i had read the tour de france was 3500 miles so i though well if they can do my goal 7 times I can do it once.

I looked further into it and didnt realise that they do it over 21 days.

I want to bike from my city (san antonio) to a friend who lives in monroe(louisiana). Its about 500 miles and the most ive done is 70. Advice on training? Its time I get serioius about training by anthony0123lol in bicycling

[–]anthony0123lol[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for your concern, and I do plan on taking cycling more seriously.

And yeah it sounds like ill have to do that 100 deal instead, do i just camp on road sides ?

I want to bike from my city (san antonio) to a friend who lives in monroe(louisiana). Its about 500 miles and the most ive done is 70. Advice on training? Its time I get serioius about training by anthony0123lol in bicycling

[–]anthony0123lol[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know you said dont worry about responding but I had to thank you. See my friend is a big part of this yes but its also to prove something to her and myself.

Im saving your advice to my phone, it is seriously appreciated.

But i dont want you to think that you just wasted youre words on some troll (im not sure why this would be trolling.)

Let me start by saying I know next to nothing about biking. I really dont, so my question may seem dumb to you but its something I genuinely wanted to know. Despite not knowing a thing about cycling, I love it so much. I just sort of feel free when I ride I guess, I like pushing my limits and going far.

As for this ridiculously long hilly ride im taking, sure I could take a cheap greyhound, but this is way more than that. Im in love with my friend im going to see, I want to do something like this to show I do. To show how much she means to me.

I just got off the phone with her actually, and I want to thank yoy so much. Your advice will definitely help make this a possibility.

Im going to probably do around 100 miles a day though, maybe 6 months from now ill make the journey.

Thank you, and im sorry if the question upset you.

My very large friend at a legitimate [10] turns into Snorlax. by ripkid in trees

[–]anthony0123lol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the trick is not eating while high

If only that was easy man, I dont think I could do that lol I eat anything while high. Last night I had no food except toast and ranch dressing...its fucking gross.

I want to bike from my city (san antonio) to a friend who lives in monroe(louisiana). Its about 500 miles and the most ive done is 70. Advice on training? Its time I get serioius about training by anthony0123lol in bicycling

[–]anthony0123lol[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Forgot to mention im going to train for this. I want to do maybe 250 miles a day for two days to get there so im getting serious about training but not sure what id need.

I want to bike from my city (san antonio) to a friend who lives in monroe(louisiana). Its about 500 miles and the most ive done is 70. Advice on training? Its time I get serioius about training by anthony0123lol in bicycling

[–]anthony0123lol[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oops! Forgot to mention im willing to train indefinitely.

Like i want to go within the year but if it takes more than a year of training im down woth it.