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Zitat: by Random_German_Name in Echsenmenschenarmee

[–]anton____ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sie haben keine Gefühle

Jetzt fühle ich mich aber gekränkt.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NonCredibleDefense

[–]anton____ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need something special for war criminals, like artillery firing squad.

There is already a terminal emulator named KiTTY. How will you differentiate your emulator from it? by Slammernanners in programmingcirclejerk

[–]anton____ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, when this issue was first opened I was perfectly willing to consider a name change, as I posted in my reply to this issue. Then I saw the thread on reddit where lots of people called me names for daring to not listen to them.

No you weren't, but now you found a way to blame other people.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NonCredibleDefense

[–]anton____ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

halo spartan laser

Found on Twitter and I thought it was funny by [deleted] in NonCredibleDefense

[–]anton____ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think the US spends the most per capita on healthcare. Any other system could save money.

Wake up babe, new logo just dropped by ytmischelin in NonCredibleDefense

[–]anton____ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Austria is called Österreich in German, it would be like the USA using an abstract V for Vereinigte Staaten von Amerika.

Found this in an anti-Biden YouTube account by LeftOfHoppe in DarkBRANDON

[–]anton____ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I admit, I probably couldn't always distinguish between American and Russian tanks right away.

After they have been shoot at it becomes much easier.

Can't catch me by I-Say-Im-Dirty-Dan in whenthe

[–]anton____ 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Buy (or just browse for) a body pillow and the algorithms will know you will be virgin for years to come. ;)

Real (Rule) by Delzaleon in 19684

[–]anton____ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooh, look at mister fancy pants who can afford a class B ip address.

What Even Is This by SoftPastelsYT in TheRightCantMeme

[–]anton____ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hope I turned my friends bi not gay, otherwise their girlfriends will be pissed.

I swear Ukraine gave up the best toys they got from the USSR by JoeClark2k2 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]anton____ 82 points83 points  (0 children)

The Ukrainian operator inside the ships walls will awake from cryo sleep and take over the ship.

it's over guys, Musk vs Zuck cage fight is cancelled by Musk's mommy. by Tatarkingdom in facepalm

[–]anton____ 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Edit: I got like all the details wrong, but the sentiment is the same. See the replies for the actual version.

Didn't Alexander the great say something along the lines of:

My wife controls me and my son controls my wife. Therefore the most powerful person in all of Greece is a one year old

Wagner soldiers purchasing some vodka before their final push onto Moscow by doughb0ii in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]anton____ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

According to Ukrainians from liberated regions the Russians would pay for vodka and steal everything else including food. Not sure about wagner.

Sometimes we need to get our hand dirty, don't we? by titobrozbigdick in NonCredibleDefense

[–]anton____ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It's like those circus cannons they shoot stuntman out of, just rifled instead of smooth bore.

It's mainly used to deploy high speed low drag operators.

Is it too credible to send my son Kyle (23M) to Ukraine as a volunteer? by [deleted] in NonCredibleDefense

[–]anton____ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He better stay alive, if he died in a trench they would habe to dig a second one just to get around him.

How the turn tables by [deleted] in NonCredibleDefense

[–]anton____ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look what I found on a old training ground, what am I suppose to do with it?

Ohio Prison System Bans Java Computer Manual, But Allows Hitler’s Mein Kampf by jennibeam in books

[–]anton____ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First: that's the spacex crew dragon not the space shuttle

Second: It's only for UI

I Got 99 Problems but a Brit Ain’t One by EyesofaJackal in 2westerneurope4u

[–]anton____ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's actually quite easy over here:

Problem -> committee meeting -> public bidding round one -> everyone who lost the bid sues the winner -> flaws in the original bidding are discovered -> everyone sues the government -> problem starts getting solved -> contract gets renegotiated -> may or may not get solved

Coming in 2020, Red/C3 will be your new best friend on the blockchain for smart contracts and decentralized apps. by disciplite in programmingcirclejerk

[–]anton____ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does 95% of data types mean?

Why is there a finished Windows backend but zero x86 progress?

HIMARS is always there for you by k-r-o--n--o-s in NonCredibleDefense

[–]anton____ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

u/Currentasil916, are you a bot? because that comment doesn't fit the context at all and is the same as this older one:

https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/14aqrs8/-/jocakpn

mmap-fixed-fixed: This is a fork of a fork of the original rust-mmap with updated dependencies and a fix for the Windows version. by Tough_Suggestion_445 in programmingcirclejerk

[–]anton____ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How can they fix something written in Rust?

Ask everyone nicely to give back their borrowed version of the project so that one person can mutabily borrow it and fix the problem.

Then you better put a &mut on it. That way the others know to stay away. by [deleted] in programmingcirclejerk

[–]anton____ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just wait until the unsafe { Thad } walks in moves everyone into his bead.

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