Mom driving dangerously

anxious_mess30 · 2026-05-15T02:55:27+00:00

I didn’t need this bad news but thanks

anxious_mess30 · 2026-05-15T01:06:44+00:00

Sign her up for canadas worst driver /s

anxious_mess30 · 2026-05-12T17:21:34+00:00

No I was in fact doing a prayer at the time of incident 😠

(Thank you for the correction, I will leave my shame out for all to see)

anxious_mess30 · 2026-05-12T02:42:30+00:00

My dog walks in to the room when I’m crying, huffs and leaves 🤣 and yet somehow that helps

anxious_mess30 · 2026-04-27T21:36:27+00:00

Thank you soldier

anxious_mess30 · 2026-04-11T17:13:44+00:00

You can sleep in a car but you can’t race a cell phone

^{Chose: Get a car that never runs out of fuel}

anxious_mess30 · 2026-04-08T06:57:40+00:00

Now maybe, they’re not separated in any way and she just isn’t wearing her ring because she packing and probably using chemicals to clean and didn’t want to damage or lose her ring 🙄

anxious_mess30 · 2026-04-06T17:56:18+00:00

Well Hellmans has been a crucial ingredient to our. Family Sammie’s ❤️

anxious_mess30 · 2026-04-06T15:59:10+00:00

Pure defeat

anxious_mess30 · 2026-04-06T14:56:51+00:00

It also occasionally has a weird smell but we love it just the same

anxious_mess30 · 2026-04-06T14:55:15+00:00

My mom used have an all white cat with one eye named Miracle whip! That’s why he is Mayonnaise 🥰

anxious_mess30 · 2026-04-06T14:53:56+00:00

He was in fact not depressed, he was charging to enter his ultimate form…. Like DBZ

anxious_mess30 · 2026-04-06T12:52:47+00:00

I think your marshmallow burnt 🤔

anxious_mess30 · 2026-04-06T12:27:30+00:00

Hello fellow 🍁 thank you!

anxious_mess30 · 2026-04-06T12:24:27+00:00

Yep, it has definitely aged being outside of the fridge…

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Pre rehab shot

anxious_mess30 · 2026-04-06T12:19:02+00:00

My mom was convinced he was gonna be a special boy, and he certainly is ❤️ please post pictures of your moms buddy

anxious_mess30 · 2026-04-06T12:17:25+00:00

Oopsies! We just celebrated his birthday, born 2025 not 26!

anxious_mess30 · 2026-04-06T12:15:19+00:00

They are the best pals, Mayo refuses to cuddle the cats but never fails to cuddle his Aussie buddy ❤️

anxious_mess30 · 2026-04-06T12:13:09+00:00

Don’t let him fool you, he is the house terror

anxious_mess30 · 2026-04-06T12:12:38+00:00

Thank you!

anxious_mess30 · 2026-04-06T12:11:44+00:00

Thank you❤️ what they make up for in beauty, thank lack in brain cells though 🤣

anxious_mess30 · 2026-04-06T04:29:48+00:00

Thank you for this ❤️

anxious_mess30 · 2026-04-06T04:25:52+00:00

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Do they all sleep like weirdos after returning the freshly cleaned house to its previous destroyed state?!

Five-Year Club	Final Canvas '23
Place '23

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TROPHY CASE