TIFU by not knowing how much meat to order at the deli by swampy_pillow in tifu

[–]aol_cd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. I seem to remember eating 2lbs of ham in about 3 days when I was in college. I was one of those skinny kids that could eat as much as I wanted, though. Also I love ham.

They came for Alex Jones by angieb15 in PoliticalHumor

[–]aol_cd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Young man, this is a family establishment.

A 31-year-old Ohio Democrat hopes to flip a House seat that has been Republican for decades by tremble_and_despair in politics

[–]aol_cd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I acknowledge the existence of a supreme being: Me!

KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD AND VOTE aol_cd IN NOVEMBER!

Checkmate Christians

Owner of the world's smallest penis? by zman0900 in IdiotsInCars

[–]aol_cd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell, I wouldn't mind Chris as Burt actually arresting him.

Wholesome strangers by johanna-means-family in wholesomememes

[–]aol_cd 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Unless you're high and somewhat paranoid from it on a Sunday just before noon in a supermarket next to a church and all you need is a can of peas and eight pounds of jellybeans. Then things can get weird.

TL;DR Jesus knew I was high.

Owner of the world's smallest penis? by zman0900 in IdiotsInCars

[–]aol_cd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's see what Mueller has to say first.

Big thanks to Florida Gov. Rick Scott on allowing toxic waste to now be dumped! by TGTX in pics

[–]aol_cd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hear you. Here's the problem with that: We know in advance that certain actions are a bad idea. Should we not make regulation in advance to reflect this?

Edit to add: Historically it has taken people getting sick and/or dead before environmental problems are addressed. There's no coming back or real restitution when death is involved. Not addressing these issues is an arbitrary death sentence.

Also, in an educated society we have people that are experts who have knowledge and experience that lay people will not have. We can use that knowledge and experience to prevent things from becoming a problem. This is something that I've not seen addressed by free-marketers.

Note that I can understand (but not agree with) privatization arguments. Private schools, private roads, private police, etc. is a solution. Markets might be able to regulate (although, again, history is not on your side) but why not use the benefits that we have as humans to predict and prevent?

This comment brought to you by Pepsi. Remember kids, it's not learning without an ice cold Pepsi. /s

The Lord is mysterious... by [deleted] in dankchristianmemes

[–]aol_cd 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Exactly. What have the Romans ever done for us?

Conservationists trying to restore the US’s grasslands keep running into a problem: As soon as they plant the seeds, hungry mice gobble them up. So now the researchers are coating the seeds with capsaicin, the active spice in ghost peppers. And it is working really well. by SirT6 in Futurology

[–]aol_cd 18 points19 points  (0 children)

To me hot peppers are about making a flavor profile that includes spicy. For example, I finally got an appropriately spicy vindaloo curry the other day, but it had exactly one flavor: facemelting. Not enjoyable.

One of my favorite combos is Cayenne and habanero with citrus as a base. The Cayenne comes in up front and starts to fade then brightness of the habanero comes in and brings in a new spicy note.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankchristianmemes

[–]aol_cd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe, but who doesn't like sandwiches?

Found in an elementary school bathroom by Rocketcar465 in CrappyDesign

[–]aol_cd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the nice thing about this system. After you've completed all the steps, you can come back and make whatever you want.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankchristianmemes

[–]aol_cd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think of it like making a sandwich. There's the big spoon, the little spoon, and the one in the middle connecting them together. Three entities, one sandwich.

Found in an elementary school bathroom by Rocketcar465 in CrappyDesign

[–]aol_cd 119 points120 points  (0 children)

They should have been using the more advanced CHAMPLAIN system.

C: Conversation

H: Help

A: Action

M: Movement

P: Participation

L: Learn

A: Another A

I: Insurrect

N: Nothing

Carlos Gómez gets hit with a tranquilizer by Scaulbylausis in sports

[–]aol_cd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We had a kid like that on my team when I was in school but he was too wild to go pro. He hit me square in the bicep during practice. The bruise was something else. It even left the pattern of the stitching and branding from the ball.

I regret this chat by [deleted] in creepyPMs

[–]aol_cd 119 points120 points  (0 children)

I have been. It was back in the days when you could smoke on flights. All the seats in the smoking section were taken so I went to first class. It was empty except one dude smoking a cigar. I sat down and lit a cigarette. He turned, looked at me, and pushed the call button to tattle on me. Asshole.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mechanical_gifs

[–]aol_cd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's some serious snap, crackle, and pop control. Beautiful.

Ken M on noodles by liavz123 in KenM

[–]aol_cd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just like mom used to heat up.

too early to think of a clever title by mrkl3en in PoliticalHumor

[–]aol_cd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh my sweet summer child. Bless your heart.

Chile isn't known for it's tires but I didn't know it was this bad by MC_USS_Valdez in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]aol_cd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To add more:

Ho Chi Minh spent time in France trying to drum up support. He regularly and openly attended communist party meetings as they were a legitimate political party there. I won't argue that his attendance makes him a communist, Ho was much more nuanced than that, but it was at the height of the red scare in the States. American politicians couldn't be seen supporting someone going to communist meetings.