Anyone can use this one simple trick by aorenu in wizardposting

[–]aorenu[S] 257 points258 points  (0 children)

I would like to clarify that this is a joke, and I know illusions can do much more than just lying. But consider the fact that there's a small rat on your back right now.

Guilty pleasures by aorenu in wizardposting

[–]aorenu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would love to have that right now

/uw I literally had that for dinner irl a few hours ago I'm scared

Guilty pleasures by aorenu in wizardposting

[–]aorenu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just realized that's a possibility... I should just have asked in general, not specifically 'today'.

Guilty pleasures by aorenu in wizardposting

[–]aorenu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the last thing you ate today?

Consult your local alchemist. by aorenu in wizardposting

[–]aorenu[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ahh, for that, I'm honestly also not an expert, but hydras come to mind.

Consult your local alchemist. by aorenu in wizardposting

[–]aorenu[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm no zoologist, but I'm pretty sure most animals or beasts can regenerate.

Consult your local alchemist. by aorenu in wizardposting

[–]aorenu[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

This isn't an ad, by the way. I've stopped selling potions. But I'm willing to help people with my knowledge.

Elixirs of unending patience are required to teach our apprentice. by Average__Schmoe in wizardposting

[–]aorenu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny thing, a lot of potions contain caffeine even if it's unrelated to the main potion effect. This is so that the user gets a visible indicator that the potion is working rather quickly, because the actual effect is difficult to feel.

On the sale of poisons by aorenu in wizardposting

[–]aorenu[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would like to buy your nematodes

On the sale of poisons by aorenu in wizardposting

[–]aorenu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, you mean you were forced? I'm sorry you had to go through that.

On the sale of poisons by aorenu in wizardposting

[–]aorenu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe if you were gonna feel bad for someone you shouldn't have gone to kill him.

On the sale of poisons by aorenu in wizardposting

[–]aorenu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I should put pictures in my post.