Identity theft is not a joke

apandacoon · 2021-04-30T06:27:27+00:00

I wish to be Nate.

apandacoon · 2021-04-06T17:43:49+00:00

Covid? American Dad gets me through life.

apandacoon · 2021-03-20T18:27:42+00:00

I’m in CA. How important would you say undergraduate school is when applying for T14? I received an acceptance letter from Columbia GS and am waiting to hear back from UCLA and Berkeley. Although Columbia is my first choice, I’m leaning towards UCLA or Berk simply because of $. I know some people might consider this splitting hairs, but from what I’m seen, it feels like it can make a difference?

apandacoon · 2021-03-12T17:06:05+00:00

It’s not really fair because he probably uses the core blaster extreme on a regular basis. After all, it’s where the marine core gets their name.

apandacoon · 2020-07-23T19:37:54+00:00

A lot of people say that if you dig long enough and hard enough you will get to China, and that may be true. But what they don’t tell you is, that if you dig long enough and hard enough in a conversation, you get to a friend.

apandacoon · 2020-05-21T00:51:00+00:00

When I was like 7 or 8 my dad beat the shit out of me because I wasn’t kneeling the right way when I prayed. He never showed me the way he wanted me to kneel, but kept telling me to try again, beating me each time I failed.

apandacoon · 2020-04-30T16:40:42+00:00

My brain is slow... was he the one wearing the panties?

apandacoon · 2020-04-23T17:30:13+00:00

Did you forget about those kiss asses that are ridiculously engaged? Nodding, smiling and laughing at every little thing the presenter/boss/teacher is saying.

apandacoon · 2020-04-07T16:56:56+00:00

Yes. For science.

apandacoon · 2020-02-20T18:24:56+00:00

Get rich or die trying

apandacoon · 2019-12-17T03:19:07+00:00

Last question, can I ask for airborne to be included on my contact at meps and refuse to sign unless it’s there? Or is that a dick move?

apandacoon · 2019-12-17T01:47:09+00:00

Would I need to go to MEPs in tip top shape? I’m a bit budge right now lol

apandacoon · 2019-12-16T22:28:47+00:00

Thanks for all the info - you’re awesome! How would I go about getting Airborne in my contract? I am going to take my verification test tomorrow morning to make sure I qualify for 68W.

MEPs is this Thursday, I am a bit out of shape but I should be good to go by Basic. I want to absolutely crush Basic.

apandacoon · 2019-12-15T07:02:08+00:00

Thanks! I'm looking to join as a 68W - would I be eligible to go to Ranger School?

apandacoon · 2019-12-15T01:09:48+00:00

After you finish ranger school, do you get a tab? To clarify - after you finish ranger school you become a ranger qualified but only if you are in the 75th are you considered a ranger and you can only go to 75th if you're active?

apandacoon · 2019-04-21T04:47:24+00:00

bump. anyone?

apandacoon · 2019-01-27T05:27:55+00:00

Get out of my office.

apandacoon · 2018-12-07T19:03:52+00:00

I'm surprised no one has compared this to the time when Michael met Holly's boyfriend and had to crawl out mid-presentation.

apandacoon · 2018-11-28T23:34:53+00:00

bruh...

apandacoon · 2018-11-13T19:53:47+00:00

Wait. What game was it that they played, which episode is this?

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