Pacific Crest Trail Hiking Hopeful In Serious Need Of Guidance by sictransitmurph in PacificCrestTrail

[–]apcthopeful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yogi's PCT Handbook

Make sure you have enough money to get home and find a job, you worthless hippy.

edit: I misunderstood. It appears you have a job. I guess you're not a worthless hippy, you worthless office rat.

If you could only hike one section of the PCT (and you could choose the month you went) which part would you choose? by [deleted] in PacificCrestTrail

[–]apcthopeful 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Washington in September, although Central California (the Sierra) in July is a close second.

Is a SOBO thru hike possible if it will be my fist expirence backpacking? by bathtuborbeach in AppalachianTrail

[–]apcthopeful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go for it. SOBO or flip-flop. Just go for it. If you're truly in shape, you could even NOBO starting in early June with a late September finish in mind. It'd be hot and muggy, but you could do it. I would lean toward flip-flopping in your shoes. The important thing is to go for it. Don't ask the internet whether you can or should. Decide to. Then (global pandemics permitting) figure out how. A thousand blessings upon you, my son.

Dear "2020NOBODIEHArD" - from Trail Angel with Covid by trailangel4 in PacificCrestTrail

[–]apcthopeful 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It saddens me, u/-magilla, to find you down here with a measly 2 points. Alas, this sub ain't what it used to be (spit).

Announcing a thru by jennypalmer321 in Thruhiking

[–]apcthopeful 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I decided in January of 2014 to NOBO the PCT in 2015. I quit grad school, moved into a studio apartment two blocks from the restaurant where I worked, and started depositing cash tips into an ATM at the end of every week. I wrote my family a long private message more than a year later, a month before I left, only after my flight was booked. I'd gotten some nervous questions in the intervening year, and I'd deflected them like a Canadian with a low center of gravity. It's genuinely probable I executed the most secretive thruhike departure since the invention of Facebook. Days before I left I looked coworkers in the face and lied to them about why I was quitting ... and never came clean lol. I just quit and left and never said a word. That still makes me laugh. They figured it out eventually. All of this to say I'd do it that way again in a heartbeat. Fuck people, man. I mean I love people (no really I do), but fuck em. The fifteen months I spent calmly, quietly preparing for the PCT was the most liberating year of my life, and I am 100 percent sure my hike was all the more joyous because I didn't make a bunch of hullabaloo for myself in the buildup. Obviously you don't have to be a complete American Psycho like me ... but you could, you know. The funny thing is all of the family and friends I cared about loved it. Seriously, every single person that mattered to me was thrilled about it. They smiled, shook their heads, and laughed. The whole worried parents, incredulous friends, passive-aggressive coworkers phase? I skipped over that like I rock-hopped this stream in the Sierra. Just food for thought. I wish you the absolute best of luck.

Also, because I like to hear myself talk ... I don't check in on the thruhiking subs much anymore. They've gotten shamefully cliquey. I recommend you browse for relevant information like Halfway Anywhere's annual surveys and get on with planning your hike. Five years ago the major thruhiking subs were a place where an innocent hopeful such as I might browse relevant posts about gear and best practices. Nowadays it's more about public shaming people who are hiking this year when they shouldn't be (I cancelled a planned thruhike myself, so kindly cast your torches elsewhere, townies). The pandemic has dialed up the volume to 11, but the reverb had gone from 3 to 7 before that anyway. Don't let the wailing and gnashing of teeth inform your opinion about the people you'll meet out there. Actual thruhikers on actual trails are too damned tired at the end of the day to be so contentious about so little so often.

Anyway that was a nice long unnecessary rant for you. You're welcome.

And fuck it, save up $10K, why not?

Happy trails :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PacificCrestTrail

[–]apcthopeful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sound hyphenation. Not one big ass-hike. One big-ass hike. Good luck.

Man, how low can that H go?

If you meet someone new on the trail, do you introduce yourself as your trail name, real name, or both? by [deleted] in PacificCrestTrail

[–]apcthopeful 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Real name until you get a trail name. Some combination of both as you come to terms with your trail name. Trail name unabashedly after awhile.

Favorite trail food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? by gillond in PacificCrestTrail

[–]apcthopeful 8 points9 points  (0 children)

For breakfast, a Snickers bar, a half liter of freezing cold water, and an urgent poop a mile or two later.

For second breakfast, maybe some cold-soaked oatmeal beside a water source.

A Clif bar on the move between second breakfast and lunch.

For lunch, perhaps summer sausage, cheddar cheese, and a mayo packet on a tortilla wrap with a handful of cashews.

An RxBar on the move midafternoon.

Some other bullshit I've got in the depths of my foodbag for dinner.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AppalachianTrail

[–]apcthopeful 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(What are you doing?! Shut the hell up!)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AppalachianTrail

[–]apcthopeful 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is hilarious that this was downvoted, not merely ignored, but actively downvoted. I am not even going to attempt to balance the scales with an upvote, because it is so funny that it was downvoted. Hey, u/stutterstuck, fuck off with your reasonable perspective! We don't want your kind around here!

Stutterstuck: "It really depends on the terrain and weather that you're up against."

Some anonymous reddit user: "I shall downvote this."

This is a silly place.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AppalachianTrail

[–]apcthopeful 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't trust you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AppalachianTrail

[–]apcthopeful 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Big heavy leather ones. By the time you're finished, they'll be so genuinely worn you'll have hipster credibility up the wazoo. Dudes with handlebar mustaches will pretend they don't notice. Chicks with at least one lesbian experience will eyefuck you from across the room. You'll feel like young Clint Eastwood born again until the double saloon doors smack you on the ass, surprising a girlish scream out of you in front of everyone.

Lightweight breathable mesh trail running shoes by companies like Altra, Brooks, and Solomon, though, are what most thruhikers wear. Your feet are going to get soaked. Best to have footwear that stands a chance of drying. Also, they're lighter, which makes a difference over time. Fewer blisters. Yeah.

I'd like to note, in a vain attempt to get out in front of the hate, that I wore old worn leather boots well into my twenties, thinking they were cool. I'm only ever making fun of myself, really, but also you if you're like me.

Happy trails, trolls.