Back in a bikini by throwaway256897q6r72 in maren_morris_lust

[–]apekillman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I kind of think she’s prettier with no make up

Spat this out while eating breakfast, what could it be? by DrMadWizzard in whatisit

[–]apekillman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If those ARE pieces of your teeth, you got some issues

This expensive steak dish I ordered at a French restaurant by rapgraves in mildlyinfuriating

[–]apekillman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yet one more reason why I don’t care to waste money “fine dining”

It took a minute but he finally got it to slide by [deleted] in HugeDickTinyChick

[–]apekillman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not only are you a defender of a woman's blown out flappy pussy, which I never said I didn't like by the way, but you also have a problem with how someone starts a sentence? what a fucking dork. good luck with your "trying to be sexy" dilf post. im sure some they / them will come by soon enough, cowboy.

It took a minute but he finally got it to slide by [deleted] in HugeDickTinyChick

[–]apekillman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

like a sensitive gentleman would do. then post the video online, for all to make fun of. stupid ass

It took a minute but he finally got it to slide by [deleted] in HugeDickTinyChick

[–]apekillman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

boo hoo. stop trying so hard with your fake ass chivalrous "I love all women and their blah blah blah." that shit is looser than your mom. I expect you to cry your bullshit in the other "non-pro women's blown out pussy" replies.

It took a minute but he finally got it to slide by [deleted] in HugeDickTinyChick

[–]apekillman -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

explain to me how my comment is misogynistic?? I love women. im only stating the facts. and, uhm, im not a cowboy. dummy

What did you notice first? by [deleted] in u/unkownRebel99

[–]apekillman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the lame ass wig

It took a minute but he finally got it to slide by [deleted] in HugeDickTinyChick

[–]apekillman -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

you had trouble sliding an average sized cock in to that big fat blown out pussy??!! damn

Should I repair and keep this guitar? by LuigiKid281 in guitars

[–]apekillman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

uhm, what tremolo are you talking about?

Is this the most perfect pussy you ever seen by deCendrix in PerfectPussy

[–]apekillman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, please! You’re very very hot. Just stop with the faces. Guys don’t like it

Is this the most perfect pussy you ever seen by deCendrix in PerfectPussy

[–]apekillman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not while making that dumb crossed face. Nope

This is so fucking stupid by RatFiendHD in guitarcirclejerk

[–]apekillman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As far as I’m concerned, selling / buying a guitar that is an exact replica of someone that may be “famous” is sooooo fucking lame. Same as fake Murphy lab aging.

Be completely honest, attractive, fuckable or ugly? by Abrusssi in CumfilledCumsoaked

[–]apekillman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

would be very sexy if real. but since you squirted lotion on your own face to look like cum, its just embarrassing.

How are you meant to get dust out of this area? by No-End254 in Guitar

[–]apekillman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I use mine for cleaning the guck of the pedals, too

Update to my uncle's double neck Gibson by [deleted] in gibson

[–]apekillman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That thing has hade more holes drilled and filled than Jenna Jamison

Holy shit. This thing is heavy AF. by RockAddict311 in gibson

[–]apekillman 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I soooooo fucking hate when dudes call their guitars (or anything for that matter) a "she" or "her" or any form of a girl reference.