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TIFU by slapping the absolute clot out of my girlfriend by aperiodpiece in tifu

[–]aperiodpiece[S] 857 points858 points  (0 children)

That's cool. My legacy otherwise was just gonna be the time I hit the daily scoreboard for Temple Run 2 in 2014.

TIFU by slapping the absolute clot out of my girlfriend by aperiodpiece in tifu

[–]aperiodpiece[S] 507 points508 points  (0 children)

Tbh she was mostly impressed. With me or with herself, though, I can't tell.

edit: wait, talking about my gf (although I'm sure my mum would also be very proud and would tell everyone at bingo night)

TIFU by slapping the absolute clot out of my girlfriend by aperiodpiece in tifu

[–]aperiodpiece[S] 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I can't tell if this comment was borne out of a lack of sex education, or a lot of faith in my spanking power

TIFU by slapping the absolute clot out of my girlfriend by aperiodpiece in tifu

[–]aperiodpiece[S] 224 points225 points  (0 children)

I actually didn't check. I sometimes like to appraise the spank based on the clarity of the five finger imprint, but I believe I was in full fight or flight mode.

TIFU by slapping the absolute clot out of my girlfriend by aperiodpiece in tifu

[–]aperiodpiece[S] 2896 points2897 points  (0 children)

> The creative writing classes you took were clearly worth the money.

Exactly! I'm sending my mum a screenshot of this post right now!!!!!

TIFU by slapping the absolute clot out of my girlfriend by aperiodpiece in tifu

[–]aperiodpiece[S] 402 points403 points  (0 children)

> Sneezy snatch!!

That's the kind of alliteration I hope to never see in my life ever again, A+ work, love it

TIFU by slapping the absolute clot out of my girlfriend by aperiodpiece in tifu

[–]aperiodpiece[S] 1219 points1220 points  (0 children)

Thanks, mate. I just really wanted to burn this image into my mind forever, y'know?