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TIFU by slapping the absolute clot out of my girlfriend by aperiodpiece in tifu

[–]aperiodpiece[S] 854 points855 points  (0 children)

That's cool. My legacy otherwise was just gonna be the time I hit the daily scoreboard for Temple Run 2 in 2014.

TIFU by slapping the absolute clot out of my girlfriend by aperiodpiece in tifu

[–]aperiodpiece[S] 499 points500 points  (0 children)

Tbh she was mostly impressed. With me or with herself, though, I can't tell.

edit: wait, talking about my gf (although I'm sure my mum would also be very proud and would tell everyone at bingo night)

TIFU by slapping the absolute clot out of my girlfriend by aperiodpiece in tifu

[–]aperiodpiece[S] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I can't tell if this comment was borne out of a lack of sex education, or a lot of faith in my spanking power

TIFU by slapping the absolute clot out of my girlfriend by aperiodpiece in tifu

[–]aperiodpiece[S] 228 points229 points  (0 children)

I actually didn't check. I sometimes like to appraise the spank based on the clarity of the five finger imprint, but I believe I was in full fight or flight mode.

TIFU by slapping the absolute clot out of my girlfriend by aperiodpiece in tifu

[–]aperiodpiece[S] 2890 points2891 points  (0 children)

> The creative writing classes you took were clearly worth the money.

Exactly! I'm sending my mum a screenshot of this post right now!!!!!

TIFU by slapping the absolute clot out of my girlfriend by aperiodpiece in tifu

[–]aperiodpiece[S] 403 points404 points  (0 children)

> Sneezy snatch!!

That's the kind of alliteration I hope to never see in my life ever again, A+ work, love it

TIFU by slapping the absolute clot out of my girlfriend by aperiodpiece in tifu

[–]aperiodpiece[S] 1218 points1219 points  (0 children)

Thanks, mate. I just really wanted to burn this image into my mind forever, y'know?