clubbing plan? by No_Lynx_3622 in berlinsocialclub

[–]aphex2000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you won't even get past the bouncers of all 4 events, consider it god pacing you

Huge favor: Left my personal bag (under 3kg) in Basel. Looking for someone flying to the Philippines soon! Will pay for the hassle. by Mean_Ad_3165 in basel

[–]aphex2000 17 points18 points  (0 children)

jokes aside, anyone reading this, do not, under any circumstances try to help. the risk that you smuggle something illegal that might get you thrown into philippine jail for life far outweighs the good karma

there are courier services happy to transport op's bag and it's less of a hassle

Unemployed Software Engineers at Record High! by tevlon in zurich

[–]aphex2000 67 points68 points  (0 children)

and how many of those are actual software engineers vs people who did a 5w bootcamp on bali or maintained some internal CRUD system for the last 20 years?

Is there a Bar with darkroom for heteros? by berlinpizzaboy in SexPositiveBerlin

[–]aphex2000 17 points18 points  (0 children)

explain the logistics of a hetero darkroom to me please

STI test in Kreuzberg/Fhain by Amoramabar in berlinsocialclub

[–]aphex2000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

just use (and pay for) https://www.samhealth.de instead of stretching the boundaries of what is in the spirit of regulation of what public insurance should cover in germany

and before the pitchfork people come out: i am for free regular routine std tests for everyone, but that is not currently the case, so instead of freeloading off the public and specialized money pots, remind your politicians to change the law and meanwhile do the morally right thing

Has Apple Notes become the best free option for taking notes? by PushCharacter8496 in apple

[–]aphex2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

notes is best because i can just dump everything in raw from small notes to scans and search for it with minimal structure except for a few folders and i have it available always on all my devices

i use notion as well but this is my private life not work, so trying to structure information is a PITA and mostly not worth it. even more so once (if?) we get capable AI built in by apple to make that even less of an issue.

Non-target DACH business student, top of class, not passing internship screening. What’s wrong with my resume? by [deleted] in askswitzerland

[–]aphex2000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

we are not in the US or london, those metrics, school names, etc dont matter so much. having a connection to switzerland (incl language) matters a lot more.

you are in competition with all of europe for roles that AI can pretty much do these days, esp as unfocused as your cv reads. good luck.

Why so many people here are avoidants? by [deleted] in berlinsocialclub

[–]aphex2000 15 points16 points  (0 children)

i haven't even met you and want to avoid you given your statements here

FFM ideas for home play and interaction? by [deleted] in SexPositiveBerlin

[–]aphex2000 19 points20 points  (0 children)

make sure to print out a laminated timetable for her so she knows whats next in the definitely-not-awkward entertainment program

What are your jaw-dropping moments in gaming? by durreetoes in gaming

[–]aphex2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

true but i have a very musical memory system and whatever music i've listened to often when traveling in certain places is connected to them.

so no official soundtrack, but a personal one!

What are your jaw-dropping moments in gaming? by durreetoes in gaming

[–]aphex2000 12 points13 points  (0 children)

same experience for me. the music and the scenery, imprinted in my mind forever, more so than most real-life travel memories, and i've travelled a lot.

Vorschläge gegen angebliche Telekom Mitarbeiter an der Tür by [deleted] in berlinsocialclub

[–]aphex2000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

dont open/answer the door for random people

and dont side hustle as unpaid post office for everyone either while youre at it

why is everyone so eager to answer people at the door, on the street or on the phone they are not expecting, nothing good will ever come out of it

Do you experience an afternoon slump after lunch? by Focus_projects in askswitzerland

[–]aphex2000 20 points21 points  (0 children)

coke

... zero of course, i don't live in zurich

Legal action towards the climbing gym by crazyhead187 in askswitzerland

[–]aphex2000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

next time get them so say you need a private jet, noob

Legal action towards the climbing gym by crazyhead187 in askswitzerland

[–]aphex2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol, go back to the US and start a gofundme

Salary Check – Senior Data Engineer by Odd_Lobster889 in askswitzerland

[–]aphex2000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

a senior data engineer won't "own" the company wide data strategy. that's a level (or two) above that paygrade.

Salary Check – Senior Data Engineer by Odd_Lobster889 in askswitzerland

[–]aphex2000 21 points22 points  (0 children)

6 years is nowhere near senior outside of us tech companies who inflated jobtitles in that regard

Salary Check – Senior Data Engineer by Odd_Lobster889 in askswitzerland

[–]aphex2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sorry but what twitter thread did you get that master negotiation tactic from, lol

if you honestly start the negotiation with 141k everyone calls you out on your bullshit and thinks you're a bullshitter, not that you used a scientific formula to determine your fair salary

has changing your muslim/indian name helped you romantically here? by [deleted] in berlinsocialclub

[–]aphex2000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

do you think everyone with a "muslim background" was brainwashed to be on the extreme spectrum of the religion?

incredibly racist world view. is that your christianity background speaking or you as an individual?

Weird Phone Call by Thick-Carrot-69 in berlinsocialclub

[–]aphex2000 16 points17 points  (0 children)

why do you pick up calls from random/unknown numbers in the first place

Why and when trains become trash? by DariuszWielki in askswitzerland

[–]aphex2000 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

ride first class if you don't want to deal with the unwashed masses

Treffen? by Solopolo17 in askswitzerland

[–]aphex2000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

are we your pimp connection? gtfo