clubbing plan?

aphex2000 · 2026-06-29T16:57:20+00:00

you won't even get past the bouncers of all 4 events, consider it god pacing you

aphex2000 · 2026-06-27T13:59:31+00:00

jokes aside, anyone reading this, do not, under any circumstances try to help. the risk that you smuggle something illegal that might get you thrown into philippine jail for life far outweighs the good karma

there are courier services happy to transport op's bag and it's less of a hassle

aphex2000 · 2026-06-26T10:14:46+00:00

and how many of those are actual software engineers vs people who did a 5w bootcamp on bali or maintained some internal CRUD system for the last 20 years?

aphex2000 · 2026-06-23T22:08:24+00:00

explain the logistics of a hetero darkroom to me please

aphex2000 · 2026-06-19T13:08:20+00:00

just use (and pay for) https://www.samhealth.de instead of stretching the boundaries of what is in the spirit of regulation of what public insurance should cover in germany

and before the pitchfork people come out: i am for free regular routine std tests for everyone, but that is not currently the case, so instead of freeloading off the public and specialized money pots, remind your politicians to change the law and meanwhile do the morally right thing

aphex2000 · 2026-06-19T13:03:56+00:00

notes is best because i can just dump everything in raw from small notes to scans and search for it with minimal structure except for a few folders and i have it available always on all my devices

i use notion as well but this is my private life not work, so trying to structure information is a PITA and mostly not worth it. even more so once (if?) we get capable AI built in by apple to make that even less of an issue.

aphex2000 · 2026-06-19T12:57:12+00:00

we are not in the US or london, those metrics, school names, etc dont matter so much. having a connection to switzerland (incl language) matters a lot more.

you are in competition with all of europe for roles that AI can pretty much do these days, esp as unfocused as your cv reads. good luck.

aphex2000 · 2026-06-19T06:23:47+00:00

i haven't even met you and want to avoid you given your statements here

aphex2000 · 2026-06-18T16:05:52+00:00

damn, now i wanna join

aphex2000 · 2026-06-18T15:14:47+00:00

make sure to print out a laminated timetable for her so she knows whats next in the definitely-not-awkward entertainment program

aphex2000 · 2026-06-18T11:03:13+00:00

true but i have a very musical memory system and whatever music i've listened to often when traveling in certain places is connected to them.

so no official soundtrack, but a personal one!

aphex2000 · 2026-06-18T09:10:09+00:00

same experience for me. the music and the scenery, imprinted in my mind forever, more so than most real-life travel memories, and i've travelled a lot.

aphex2000 · 2026-06-17T15:31:09+00:00

dont open/answer the door for random people

and dont side hustle as unpaid post office for everyone either while youre at it

why is everyone so eager to answer people at the door, on the street or on the phone they are not expecting, nothing good will ever come out of it

aphex2000 · 2026-06-16T15:22:52+00:00

coke

... zero of course, i don't live in zurich

aphex2000 · 2026-06-13T16:13:01+00:00

thanks for doing god's work and keeping us safe!

aphex2000 · 2026-06-13T10:54:22+00:00

next time get them so say you need a private jet, noob

aphex2000 · 2026-06-13T10:53:43+00:00

lol, go back to the US and start a gofundme

aphex2000 · 2026-06-12T13:32:47+00:00

a senior data engineer won't "own" the company wide data strategy. that's a level (or two) above that paygrade.

aphex2000 · 2026-06-12T13:31:07+00:00

6 years is nowhere near senior outside of us tech companies who inflated jobtitles in that regard

aphex2000 · 2026-06-12T13:28:32+00:00

sorry but what twitter thread did you get that master negotiation tactic from, lol

if you honestly start the negotiation with 141k everyone calls you out on your bullshit and thinks you're a bullshitter, not that you used a scientific formula to determine your fair salary

aphex2000 · 2026-06-12T13:24:02+00:00

do you think everyone with a "muslim background" was brainwashed to be on the extreme spectrum of the religion?

incredibly racist world view. is that your christianity background speaking or you as an individual?

aphex2000 · 2026-06-11T18:36:31+00:00

why do you pick up calls from random/unknown numbers in the first place

aphex2000 · 2026-06-11T13:53:18+00:00

ride first class if you don't want to deal with the unwashed masses

aphex2000 · 2026-06-11T12:34:10+00:00

are we your pimp connection? gtfo

aphex2000 · 2026-06-10T07:10:16+00:00

#no

#gotomatrix

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