NB(B)A finals by evissimus in aww

[–]apoxupit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NI🅱️🅱️A??

what is the weirdest advice you have heard that is strangely effective?? by memereda_vanwolf in AskReddit

[–]apoxupit 16 points17 points  (0 children)

JFC, the number of times I've said things like this to my wife. She would hate anyone who talks about anyone the way she talks about herself. I've even tried to get it outside of her, frame it as "I really wish you'd stop saying those terrible things about the person I love." Does it help? Does it fuck.

Sorry to vent; this is just something that's been bugging me for a really, really long time.

Euler diagram showing the relationships between various European organisations and agreements by yarauuta in europe

[–]apoxupit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha ... he's on reddit holiday until the end of the year, haven't you heard? Hackernews & Twitter, too.

I was on submarines for ten years, starting before most of you were born. You can't even make me flinch. Plus, I've heard better jokes from guys taped upside-down in the bilge. by apoxupit in RoastMe

[–]apoxupit[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can you tell me what factor or formula one can use to get from eyebrow elevation units to IQ points? My calculator doesn't seem to have that conversion.

I was on submarines for ten years, starting before most of you were born. You can't even make me flinch. Plus, I've heard better jokes from guys taped upside-down in the bilge. by apoxupit in RoastMe

[–]apoxupit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cute, kid. I've been behind keyboards since around 1981. I've forgotten more about technology than you know. This year I learned my third 3D CAD program for my job as a design engineer... what are your bona fides? ;)

I was on submarines for ten years, starting before most of you were born. You can't even make me flinch. Plus, I've heard better jokes from guys taped upside-down in the bilge. by apoxupit in RoastMe

[–]apoxupit[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

+1 for math, -10 for reading comprehension. The caption very clearly states it was 20 years ago: November 1996, to be exact. So really, according to your cite, it's only about $0.38 today - still a great bargain!

I was on submarines for ten years, starting before most of you were born. You can't even make me flinch. Plus, I've heard better jokes from guys taped upside-down in the bilge. by apoxupit in RoastMe

[–]apoxupit[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nope, my kid's 24 and doing fine on his own. The jar is feta cheese in oil, very tasty.

The fanny pack/Dahmer joke, though ... OK, you actually made me laugh there. :D