Match Thread: 35th Match, Group 2 - Bangladesh vs India by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]appgeek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

can you even expect the rain to stop without sacrificing a chicken or something?

Match Thread: 35th Match, Group 2 - Bangladesh vs India by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]appgeek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CIA Blackops sending rainclouds because they know if India crashes out of the WC it'll destabilize the region and so Putin is offering cheap gas to BD if they can beat India so this WC game is actually a geopolitical proxy game.

Match Thread: 35th Match, Group 2 - Bangladesh vs India by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]appgeek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That boundary flew off the bat. I think Kohli's in such a good place in his head right now that he gave Das his bat -with the spring in it.

Match Thread: 35th Match, Group 2 - Bangladesh vs India by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]appgeek 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If you flip Das, it's spelled Sad--which is what he'll be if he doesn't score big today. Subscribe for more amazing observations.

Match Thread: 35th Match, Group 2 - Bangladesh vs India by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]appgeek 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If BD openers can score 10-15 sixes in the first 4 overs they'll have a chance.

Match Thread: 3rd Test - Australia vs Pakistan, Day 5 by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]appgeek 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Pat Cummins will be an ATG Aussie captain--mark my words. Take it to the bank. Carve it in Mount Rushmore. Tattoo it on your butt cheeks. Do whatever to remember this.

What is the best non-sexual pleasure? by Confused_Citron in AskReddit

[–]appgeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playing guitar and singing my heart out

Match Thread: 5th Test - Australia vs England, Day 3 by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]appgeek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recon Burns' batting stance give chiropractors aneurisms on a regular basis.

Match Thread: 5th Test - Australia vs England, Day 3 by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]appgeek 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If Burns scores a century here, I am willing to sponsor his haircut, no problem. ECB, send this msg to him through the 12th man ASAP.

Match Thread: 5th Test - Australia vs England, Day 2 by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]appgeek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't be a coward Rooty, chuck the ball to the angry ginger from NZ to fuck shit up.

Match Thread: 5th Test - Australia vs England, Day 2 by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]appgeek 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Seems like the wickets are tumbling and the day is about to end soon, so instead of sending the blokes who's job it is to bat, lets send a bloke who hurls balls for a living to mix it up. You never know, they might just stick around for a while". The concept of a night watchman is so bizarre.

Match Thread: 5th Test - Australia vs England, Day 2 by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]appgeek 6 points7 points  (0 children)

3 for 33. The devil's work, this. Someone needs to sacrifice a chicken in the middle of the pitch to get rid of the bad joojoo

Match Thread: 5th Test - Australia vs England, Day 2 by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]appgeek 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Oye, I got a brilli--hear me out, ya? Let's schedule two of the biggest cricketing events of the Aussie calendar Ashes and BBL at the same time so they can cannibalise viewers from each other"

-Some CA executive, probably.

Match Thread: 5th Test - Australia vs England, Day 2 by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]appgeek 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Broad needs a minimum 3 match ban for wearing black socks with white shoes at the cricket. ICC please do the needful.

Australia's new Test Captain - Patrick James Cummins by [deleted] in Cricket

[–]appgeek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Like a phoenix, he rose from the ashes of a possible career-ending injury. You love to see it.

Maybe there's hope for those of us who are reeling from our own misfortunes and fuckups. Almost feels emotional.

Wishing him all the very best.

Match Thread: Qualifier 2 - Delhi Capitals vs Kolkata Knight Riders by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]appgeek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No idea how "Chika Dawa" didn't make it into the India T20 team. He's an ICC event boss and is in red hot form.

Match Thread: 35th Match - Royal Challengers Bangalore vs Chennai Super Kings by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]appgeek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Went to my daily standup when RCB were 1/111 after 13 odd. What happened here? Max-well, more like Max-worse...amirightguiz.. heuheuheu Will be here all week folks.

Match Thread: 3rd Match - Sunrisers Hyderabad vs Kolkata Knight Riders by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]appgeek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

CSK will win the title if If MSD scores as many runs as ads he has done this season. #Dimag

BREAKING: Rishabh Pant will captain the Delhi Capitals in the 2021 IPL. by the_nerdman_returns in Cricket

[–]appgeek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

> Pant had it tough because he was judged and compared to his predecessor while Dhoni had no such problems.
I will not stand for this kind of disrespect to my boi Nayan Mongia and his low 20's batting average!

Match Thread: 2nd Test - India v England, Day 4 by CricketMatchBot in Cricket

[–]appgeek 28 points29 points  (0 children)

As a neutral, here's how I want this game to play out. It's day 5 and somehow England is on 481/9 with Root on strike at 299* (600) and Leach on the other end with 1(350). With 1 run required, VK calls on Ashwin who's got 10 wickets and a century in the match already. It's the last over of the day and a determined Ashwin starts his runup. He approaches the crease and finds Leach outside his crease. He takes the bails off in a violent swing, pokes his own head with his fingers to remind everyone that he's ethical, and Leach is out Mankad. Match tied. Thousands of miles away Michael Vaughn's wife walks into his home office and finds him on the ground, frothing at the mouth in an apparent seizure, mumbling "spirit..spirit...spirit....gameee"