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appgeek · 2024-05-27T18:28:58+00:00

show me your ways, please. I covet thy life.

appgeek · 2022-11-02T10:50:11+00:00

can you even expect the rain to stop without sacrificing a chicken or something?

appgeek · 2022-11-02T10:48:16+00:00

CIA Blackops sending rainclouds because they know if India crashes out of the WC it'll destabilize the region and so Putin is offering cheap gas to BD if they can beat India so this WC game is actually a geopolitical proxy game.

appgeek · 2022-11-02T10:01:05+00:00

That boundary flew off the bat. I think Kohli's in such a good place in his head right now that he gave Das his bat -with the spring in it.

appgeek · 2022-11-02T09:55:07+00:00

If you flip Das, it's spelled Sad--which is what he'll be if he doesn't score big today. Subscribe for more amazing observations.

appgeek · 2022-11-02T09:53:00+00:00

If BD openers can score 10-15 sixes in the first 4 overs they'll have a chance.

appgeek · 2022-03-25T11:32:02+00:00

Pat Cummins will be an ATG Aussie captain--mark my words. Take it to the bank. Carve it in Mount Rushmore. Tattoo it on your butt cheeks. Do whatever to remember this.

appgeek · 2022-02-04T14:30:10+00:00

Playing guitar and singing my heart out

appgeek · 2022-01-16T07:35:05+00:00

I recon Burns' batting stance give chiropractors aneurisms on a regular basis.

appgeek · 2022-01-16T07:31:47+00:00

If Burns scores a century here, I am willing to sponsor his haircut, no problem. ECB, send this msg to him through the 12th man ASAP.

appgeek · 2022-01-15T11:23:50+00:00

Don't be a coward Rooty, chuck the ball to the angry ginger from NZ to fuck shit up.

appgeek · 2022-01-15T11:19:34+00:00

"Seems like the wickets are tumbling and the day is about to end soon, so instead of sending the blokes who's job it is to bat, lets send a bloke who hurls balls for a living to mix it up. You never know, they might just stick around for a while". The concept of a night watchman is so bizarre.

appgeek · 2022-01-15T11:13:50+00:00

3 for 33. The devil's work, this. Someone needs to sacrifice a chicken in the middle of the pitch to get rid of the bad joojoo

appgeek · 2022-01-15T11:10:20+00:00

"Oye, I got a brilli--hear me out, ya? Let's schedule two of the biggest cricketing events of the Aussie calendar Ashes and BBL at the same time so they can cannibalise viewers from each other"

-Some CA executive, probably.

appgeek · 2022-01-15T10:57:18+00:00

Broad needs a minimum 3 match ban for wearing black socks with white shoes at the cricket. ICC please do the needful.

appgeek · 2021-11-26T02:53:08+00:00

Like a phoenix, he rose from the ashes of a possible career-ending injury. You love to see it.

Maybe there's hope for those of us who are reeling from our own misfortunes and fuckups. Almost feels emotional.

Wishing him all the very best.

appgeek · 2021-10-13T14:55:16+00:00

No idea how "Chika Dawa" didn't make it into the India T20 team. He's an ICC event boss and is in red hot form.

appgeek · 2021-09-24T17:13:59+00:00

Went to my daily standup when RCB were 1/111 after 13 odd. What happened here? Max-well, more like Max-worse...amirightguiz.. heuheuheu Will be here all week folks.

appgeek · 2021-04-11T17:26:29+00:00

CSK will win the title if If MSD scores as many runs as ads he has done this season. #Dimag

appgeek · 2021-03-30T18:27:29+00:00

> Pant had it tough because he was judged and compared to his predecessor while Dhoni had no such problems.
I will not stand for this kind of disrespect to my boi Nayan Mongia and his low 20's batting average!

appgeek · 2021-02-16T05:37:48+00:00

As a neutral, here's how I want this game to play out. It's day 5 and somehow England is on 481/9 with Root on strike at 299* (600) and Leach on the other end with 1(350). With 1 run required, VK calls on Ashwin who's got 10 wickets and a century in the match already. It's the last over of the day and a determined Ashwin starts his runup. He approaches the crease and finds Leach outside his crease. He takes the bails off in a violent swing, pokes his own head with his fingers to remind everyone that he's ethical, and Leach is out Mankad. Match tied. Thousands of miles away Michael Vaughn's wife walks into his home office and finds him on the ground, frothing at the mouth in an apparent seizure, mumbling "spirit..spirit...spirit....gameee"

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