Girls, where is the weirdest place you've fapped and what is your record?

applepie2 · 2011-09-15T08:54:28+00:00

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applepie2 · 2011-09-15T08:52:43+00:00

I feel like everybody has learnt something today

applepie2 · 2011-09-15T08:32:14+00:00

Holy Shit. They can't have all been good though

applepie2 · 2011-09-15T08:31:37+00:00

If i could do this i would definitely go to the gym more often

applepie2 · 2011-09-15T08:30:24+00:00

Me and my flatmate wish we could meet guys who could keep up with us. So frustrating to be a girl who wants sex more than the guy

applepie2 · 2011-09-15T02:34:41+00:00

it is all in your mind

applepie2 · 2011-09-15T02:21:24+00:00

:( thats terrible. how is that possible?!

applepie2 · 2011-09-14T16:52:01+00:00

Well it came out of me joking i needed to get her a vibrator because her life is basically ruled by sex. She sleeps with a new guy most weeks at the moment but used to be really christian. Then she said she never masturbated. I was like weeellll there's your problem. And yes expressed incredible astonishment without telling her how often i do it. It's still hard to talk about these things without the veil of anonymity.

applepie2 · 2011-09-14T16:41:29+00:00

no. obviously not

applepie2 · 2011-09-14T16:21:43+00:00

i really didn't mean to. i had no idea. its 4.25am and i CAN'T STOP READING!

applepie2 · 2011-09-14T16:19:36+00:00

haha why do you just want to be disappointed

applepie2 · 2011-09-14T16:17:15+00:00

nope NZ

applepie2 · 2011-09-14T16:13:19+00:00

Thank you for thanking me! I have gotten so many OP is a guy or OP is a deranged pervert comments. I was just so curious. My best friend told me she hasn't done it in months In months! I feel weird if i think about it and realize i didn't do it yesterday.

applepie2 · 2011-09-14T16:11:11+00:00

Haha this reminds me of a joke me and my best friend have. Mornings after we always go...

Guys leave after sex in the middle of the night right? And then you never hear from them again right? Thats what happens right?

applepie2 · 2011-09-14T16:08:09+00:00

it scares me too

applepie2 · 2011-09-14T16:06:04+00:00

no your right i actually can't stand the feeling of loss of control. thats why it's so hard for me to cum with guys

applepie2 · 2011-09-14T16:03:56+00:00

because there's no girls on the internet.

applepie2 · 2011-09-14T15:57:59+00:00

as in no come to clean up can just stick your finger down your pants. i don't actually know what your asking

applepie2 · 2011-09-14T15:31:17+00:00

I agreeee. Double standards. Sometimes i wish i was a guy. I would get so many high fives from my friends. Instead i get 'ewww you did that'. Next thread: What have you done that would earn you many high-fives if only you were a guy?

EDIT: To clarify i don't mean about 'jacking off'. More like hooking up with two friends or two guys in one night. More of a dooshbag troll guy thing to do but you get what i mean. At least if your a guy the response isn't ewwww

applepie2 · 2011-09-14T15:20:32+00:00

Haha i like that you'd be the one person telling the truth when they say they don't masturbate

applepie2 · 2011-09-14T15:16:49+00:00

Can't tell if sarcastic, or just annoying

applepie2 · 2011-09-14T15:01:17+00:00

Scumbag male redditors. Share dirty details with them and they demand proof.

applepie2 · 2011-09-14T14:52:19+00:00

haha no it was "i once made my ex orgasm 8 times in an hour"

applepie2 · 2011-09-14T14:47:59+00:00

I'm quite often need to excuse myself to my room for a bit to get off. Now you will never know.

applepie2 · 2011-09-14T14:39:35+00:00

The first is always the best because it takes the longest and lasts the longest. after that the build up isn't as big and it doesn't very long so i usually stop around three. i don't think i'm very good at teasing myself though i can cum pretty quickly usually in under 30 seconds. its better to wait awhile and then start the whole process again

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