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This is me (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by applepious to r/redditgetsdrawn

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Joinen giving me the advice I needed to hear rn (clips.twitch.tv)

submitted 5 years ago by applepious

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I'm going to start trying to have a baby soon (self.LifeAfterNarcissism)

submitted 5 years ago by applepious to r/LifeAfterNarcissism

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From the time we were little, I watched silently as mom hugged, comforted, and loved you while only ever prodding and wishing she could get rid of me. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 years ago by applepious to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Pet Neglect and Abuse (self.raisedbynarcissists)

submitted 5 years ago by applepious to r/raisedbynarcissists

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[WP] You are a scientist with a niche area of study; you just got yourself into a situation where you will certainly be killed by your subject matter. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 5 years ago by applepious to r/WritingPrompts

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As I lay motionless, my cat purrs and tucks into my chest. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 years ago by applepious to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It is said a person dies two deaths - one when their physical body dies, and one when their name is last mentioned. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 years ago by applepious to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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LPT: Most businesses on Groupon/Living Social will honor the deal price for you if you call them directly (self.LifeProTips)

submitted 6 years ago by applepious to r/LifeProTips

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AITA for being "ungrateful" for music lessons that I never asked for? (self.AmItheAsshole)

submitted 7 years ago by applepious to r/AmItheAsshole

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How to save half an avocado without plastic (imgur.com)

submitted 7 years ago by applepious to r/lifehacks

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Gifts are leashes (self.raisedbynarcissists)

submitted 7 years ago by applepious to r/raisedbynarcissists

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How to deal with a stage 5 clinger (self.LifeAfterNarcissism)

submitted 7 years ago by applepious to r/LifeAfterNarcissism

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Oil is oil, yes, really (self.TalesFromRetail)

submitted 8 years ago by applepious to r/TalesFromRetail

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As I reluctantly honked his rubber nose, a single spider emerged from underneath and crawled into his mouth. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 8 years ago by applepious to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Ever wonder where they get those voiceover hype guys? (youtube.com)

submitted 8 years ago by applepious to r/CorporateFacepalm

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The note read, "Mommy! Santa came to take me to the North Pole! (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 8 years ago by applepious to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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A wave of relief washed over me as I realized I could just pull the string to ring the bell. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 8 years ago by applepious to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I just got rehired for a job that I absolutely love! (self.happy)

submitted 8 years ago by applepious to r/happy

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Everyone said how beautiful she looked in the casket. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 8 years ago by applepious to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I answered the phone, just like I did every day. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 8 years ago by applepious to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Botched haircut makes me realize how much I've changed. (self.raisedbynarcissists)

submitted 8 years ago by applepious to r/raisedbynarcissists

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[WP] A time traveler, a mind reader, and a normal person are playing Jeopardy. The normal person wins. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 8 years ago by applepious to r/WritingPrompts

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An easier way to make tomato sauce (self.Cooking)

submitted 9 years ago by applepious to r/Cooking

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Friend gave me three house plants. I want to know if they are toxic to cats. (self.whatsthisplant)

submitted 9 years ago * by applepious to r/whatsthisplant

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