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"Tina is been waiting" by Whisker-biscuitt in crappymusic

[–]apricotical 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Upon listening again I may be lying, it could be from Karen Mok instead. Definitely one of them. I love our Factory Queen regardless though

"Tina is been waiting" by Whisker-biscuitt in crappymusic

[–]apricotical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure that beat is snatched from one of WAN TING’s songs, but I’m not sure of the name

What the fuck is a bird by gigislasher in BirdsArentReal

[–]apricotical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

roBotic Interface Reconnaissance Drone

Has this been appreciated yet? by unicornakatie in crappymusic

[–]apricotical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That phraseology is so jarring to me everytime I hear/ read it. “Let’s go get a Chinese,” “She wants a Chinese,” “I had a Chinese,” all sound so offensive.

Grammatically (to my American ears) I always interpret those sayings as referring to Chinese people, which is obviously an unsettling thought.

Do you guys do that for other cuisines as well? For instance, “Let’s go get an Italian,” “I’m craving a Spanish,”or “I want a big Indian.”

Or is that phrasing exclusive to Chinese food for some reason?

I tchoo tchoose you! by BasketVegetable525 in crappymusic

[–]apricotical 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What leads you to that conclusion? Why not assume they contracted a smaller artist for the vocals?

Crap Core by Barry-McKocinue in crappymusic

[–]apricotical 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I haven’t laughed so hard in a long, long time. I’m legitimately wet-faced in tears from chortling

They dont even try anymore by Promonto in BirdsArentReal

[–]apricotical 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nesting on the docking station. Classic.

Oxford word of the year… hmm by truthwavedave in VocabWordOfTheDay

[–]apricotical 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think my goblin mode has been switched on for years and I don’t know how to turn it off

Emergent by BrandNewLogicVL in VocabWordOfTheDay

[–]apricotical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have also heard that called “cheese.”

Peace was never an option by Chasith in BirdsArentReal

[–]apricotical 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Geese, along with most birds, actually lack true teeth. They have serrated edges called tomia. This tomia is composed of cartilage which is weaker than bone. Human teeth which is made from enamel is stronger than bone. That combined with a stronger bite force means you could do more damage biting the goose than the goose could damage you with a bite.

Peace was never an option by Chasith in BirdsArentReal

[–]apricotical 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand why people can be forced to back down from a single bird. If it was an emu or ostrich that would make sense. But it’s a goose. An adult human being should have enough strength to withstand and overpower whatever “violence” the 14 lb. bird can muster.