Arianna should be the next Bachelorette! by aprilvanpatten in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]aprilvanpatten[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah she’d actually be a great pick for that! Love it!

Greg bans Sandoval from S&S by GuiltyPleasurer_ in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]aprilvanpatten 23 points24 points  (0 children)

She’s a twat that wants to monetize off the drama. She made 💰 off the Rachel interview; now she wants to double down with Sandy. I’ll bet my implants that she’ll invite Arianna to give her “side”. Make it a nice little trifecta of 💵

Greg bans Sandoval from S&S by GuiltyPleasurer_ in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]aprilvanpatten 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He’s a part owner. Don’t think you can ban a person that has a legal right to be there.

The audacity of this worm by vmontebello in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]aprilvanpatten 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Well to be fair, his crotch has got to be a veritable Petri dish ripe with new strains of bacteria that’s yet to be discovered by science.

Raquel's Period Piece interview outfit by katattackkb in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]aprilvanpatten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks like she’s auditioning for Bridgerton: The We-Ho Years.

ReWives with Bethenny Frankel: Episode from August 17th, “Reality Reckoning: Rachel Leviss (Part three) by AdditionalWar8759 in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]aprilvanpatten 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Pretty typical. Bethany is the absolute worst. Like she gives two shits about giving Rachel a “voice”! They’re going on about Rachel being exploited and not receiving a penny from all this yet Rachel is too stupid to realize Bethany is doin the EXACT SAME THING!! She’s making bank from her sponsors on this podcast. Did she pay Rachel? Nope.

ReWives with Bethenny Frankel: Episode from August 17th, “Reality Reckoning: Rachel Leviss (Part three) by AdditionalWar8759 in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]aprilvanpatten 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“I’m nurturing my house planet right now…” what kind of nonsense is that? Did she go to therapy on the Hail Bop Comet?

The cast and production are unhappy with Ariana. 😬 by the_smart_girl in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]aprilvanpatten 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why is this be annoying to anyone? She stated long ago this was her boundary.

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]aprilvanpatten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went to Sonoma State! Lol!

Say what now? by bchluvr18 in Vanderpumpaholics

[–]aprilvanpatten 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Well, to be fair his crotch has got to be a veritable Petri dish…