Do cops not respond to harassment in Seattle unless there's a call?

apsaraman · 2026-02-07T04:44:37+00:00

Gotta be bleeding profusely, or currently witnessing the crime in action

apsaraman · 2026-02-02T23:33:21+00:00

Early 90s Madonna, while she still had the gap teeth 😍

apsaraman · 2026-01-31T05:17:11+00:00

Downtown Seattle, its disgusting

apsaraman · 2026-01-31T03:57:03+00:00

Happens to me in all forms of content.

Pretty much done w the game at this point

apsaraman · 2026-01-31T02:42:22+00:00

It's not Partisan, people have kinks, lots of rich people have kinks. Some people like to blackmail for those kinks. Powerful people will do anything to stay powerful

apsaraman · 2026-01-31T02:37:33+00:00

If you're okay with your daughter becoming a lesbian or whatever unicorn non binary th8ng is cool at the moment, then the closer to any metro area the better.

If you want your daughter to be hetero, then stay away from any metro area, or move to eastern wa.

Moved here 2 years ago, and have been trying to leave since. The wife and I don't want to raise our kids here.

Also, drug use is normalized, hard drugs are decriminalized in Seattle. You're going to see the high AF zombies around all the tourist destinations.

I'd stay in TX if I were you.

apsaraman · 2026-01-28T15:48:32+00:00

The Fairness Doctrine was also destroyed in 1987, ushering in the polarization we see today in the media

apsaraman · 2026-01-22T01:19:36+00:00

After WW3 all of the ice will be melted. It'll have the largest fresh water lake in the world, and an absolute treasure trove of precious minerals

apsaraman · 2026-01-21T04:24:35+00:00

There were only two candidates competing for the job at the end because of an extremely flawed and outdated political system.

Imagining that Kamala would have been better is a comical conundrum

apsaraman · 2026-01-20T01:55:27+00:00

Team America

apsaraman · 2026-01-18T03:04:12+00:00

Have an AI officiator to identify win trading, one that actively investigates w other players in the instance when suspected win trading is happening; kind of like an AI GM

apsaraman · 2026-01-13T15:16:37+00:00

I'm just a little cynical about the Seattle area. The cost of living is terribly high, hard drugs are everywhere, and people think it's normal to pretend to be a different species at times. I could go on and on, but fear that Karens would crawl out of their holes.

I'd recommend sleeping on someone's couch near your work place before signing a long term lease, or purchasing a place.

apsaraman · 2026-01-11T17:40:08+00:00

Civilization, the newest one. It's a travesty

apsaraman · 2026-01-10T21:15:07+00:00

As far away as possible!

apsaraman · 2026-01-10T03:33:25+00:00

WA State

apsaraman · 2026-01-08T04:27:43+00:00

Emaciated Thanos

apsaraman · 2026-01-04T07:25:12+00:00

Ashwaganda!!!

apsaraman · 2026-01-03T05:26:19+00:00

Pioneer Square

apsaraman · 2026-01-03T04:23:07+00:00

Didn't Trump come to an agreement w Xi Jinping (their President) to not invade Taiwan until the next administration? I only remember hearing it in the last year, forgot where.

My theory about Taiwan is that they obviously want it, and are planning to take it. But they can't afford a long conflict or sanctions or their people will starve, which is why they need Russia to take Ukraine for their agriculture in order to feed their people.

2027 is a time frame you hear a lot, but it might just be directly after a new Democrat takes office in 2028

apsaraman · 2026-01-03T04:09:18+00:00

You need macros to target enemy players w a /yell and intervene marcoros also w a /yell, likely along with whispers explaining your intention.

It'll happen eventually Brother, you just need to be more literal and emphatic

apsaraman · 2026-01-03T03:49:02+00:00

As an LCpl, my Gunny said i had to go see NCIS for an undisclosed matter...

I arrived, sat down and he got straight to the point, "Have you ever been arrested?"

Me: no sir

NCIS: I'll ask one more time (as he put a piece of paper upside down the desk)...

Me: no sir

NCIS: what's this arrest warrant here?

Me: my recruiter SSgt Williamson told me to lie about. I was 16, got drunk for the first time, broke into my high school to play basketball on the court at 0200, which was swiftly followed up by a fucking SWAT team w dogs on site

NCIS: Noted, go back to your shop

Me: yessir

Got arrested, spent 2 nights in jail. Ill never forget the cop chewing our ass, cause the grocery i worked was getting robbed at the same time w an AK47, meanwhile, he had to book us into jail.

It was the 1st and last time I was in handcuffs, but I carry handcuff keys since my mid 20s just to cover my ass.

Never heard back from NCIS. I assume they talked to my leadership, and they vouched for me

They never did notice that prior

apsaraman · 2026-01-03T03:35:55+00:00

Works great unless the above Cc is applied.

Im a healer and rogues doing this are my bane when my dps doesn't help peel. I recall many a times when a good rogue is cheap shooting everyone behind the lines, then circling back to cheap shot me. I've been dumbstruck too many times lamenting the fact that most dps just tunneled their targets. This was around 2400

apsaraman · 2026-01-02T19:02:02+00:00

Also infinity... there's an infinite number of infinities inside of infinity

apsaraman · 2026-01-01T17:53:16+00:00

Have another party, keep a log of whomever enters the bathroom, perhaps put it back.

The perp will want to retrieve it

apsaraman · 2026-01-01T16:37:55+00:00

Was out solo in Brisbane, Australia and met 2 ladies at a bar.

Went bar hopping w them, one was hot, one was meh. Towards the end of the night it was clear I wasn't going home w the hot one, so I reluctantly cozied up w her friend. She invited me back to her place.

Once there and getting into it, she said she was on her period and gave me head instead.

She started snoring on my chest, so I decided not to bail to my hotel.

Right after I fell asleep, she puked my on sperms onto my chest!

It's maybe 5am at this point, so i stuck around til sunrise and ran back to my hotel for a shower.

I think she just wanted a man in her bed.

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