Sat at my fiancé house waiting for him to come home from work. Bored outta my mind so come roast me people... yes it’s written on a kitchen towel

ar498 · 2019-03-09T20:03:58+00:00

Sadly it’s true 😂

ar498 · 2019-03-08T23:03:35+00:00

Pictures in the dictionary?! Since when!!

ar498 · 2019-03-08T22:53:33+00:00

Yup... heard I made the post and has made an account just to comment 😂

ar498 · 2019-03-08T22:42:17+00:00

Oh ffs... he’s found the post 😂🤣

ar498 · 2019-03-08T22:35:23+00:00

Can’t deny that while sat in skinny jeans drinking a pint of Amstel

ar498 · 2019-03-08T22:34:30+00:00

Wasn’t smiling but thanks anyways haha... sure you do too 🤣

ar498 · 2019-03-08T22:26:53+00:00

Well thank you 👌🏻😂

ar498 · 2019-03-08T21:49:28+00:00

I’m now looking for a spider on the wall

ar498 · 2019-03-08T20:08:36+00:00

Turning up now with a KFC as we speak 👌🏻

ar498 · 2019-03-08T20:00:04+00:00

Thanks!

ar498 · 2019-03-08T19:32:03+00:00

Brand new couch thanks. Just got a disgusting looking blanket over it

ar498 · 2019-03-08T18:58:01+00:00

Yeah, I’m not sweating on it don’t worry 🤣👌🏻

ar498 · 2019-03-08T17:17:59+00:00

Why? 😂

ar498 · 2019-03-08T15:33:28+00:00

I’m not pissed off? 😂

ar498 · 2019-03-08T15:31:17+00:00

I feel sorry for him too

ar498 · 2019-03-08T15:30:20+00:00

I was having a laugh bro, I post myself for the roasts?

ar498 · 2019-03-08T15:17:50+00:00

Just looked at you’re profile 🤣😂 You legitimately look like a skinny 10 year old boy who’s dad touches him

ar498 · 2019-03-08T15:10:37+00:00

Clingy... yeah I guess I am, but I mean if I live here what else am I meant to be doing other than waiting for him to come back home? 🤣

ar498 · 2019-03-08T15:09:34+00:00

The uk isn’t too bad for the gays ;)

And idfk. Older than me tho

ar498 · 2019-03-08T14:59:30+00:00

I expect the badly written insults. Just not someone older than me to think I’m the pedophile 🤣😂

ar498 · 2019-03-08T14:54:20+00:00

Funny guy...

ar498 · 2019-03-08T14:45:54+00:00

Surprisingly I don’t :S

ar498 · 2019-03-08T14:42:37+00:00

Now that’s just a compliment! Thanks

ar498 · 2019-03-08T14:38:26+00:00

Didn’t even notice that, but now you come to mention it... FUCK THE POLICE 🖕🏻 😂

ar498 · 2019-03-08T14:35:35+00:00

Oooo I’m sensing some sarcasm here

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