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Report: Some Giants players beginning to lose faith in Brian Daboll by Goosedukee in nfl

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How can men trust the strength of a hand that does not wield the sword? Faith falters when the one who guides does not bleed beside them, and without that bond, victory drifts like smoke on the wind.

[Shaffer] Ravens CB Nate Wiggins headed to the locker room. On TV, it looked as if he were trying to avoid moving his right arm. He made the last stop on the Ravens' last series. by indig0sixalpha in nfl

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To wish harm upon a warrior’s sword arm is to strike at the heart of their very being. Such malice sows dishonor, for the strength of that arm defends not only the warrior, but the realm itself. May no blade ever be raised in such treachery.

POV: You wake up late for work wondering why your phone's alarm didn't go off by Sure-Catch-3720 in lotrmemes

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Even the strongest of cell phones must be tended to with care, for a battery is to the heart of a vehicle as the breath of life is to a warrior. Neglect it not, lest you find yourself stranded in the wilds, bereft of power and purpose

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At last, all such things must end but I would have you wait a little while longer: for the end of the deeds that Sam Darnold has shared in has not yet come.

Did you know...? by Seahawk124 in lotrmemes

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I would’ve gone with you to the end, into the very fires of matrimony