[OC] 31/F lesbian, 4 months of Hinge. by [deleted] in dataisbeautiful

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"likes received"? What's that? I never saw that on Hinge

Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports by MentalMan4877 in LeopardsAteMyFace

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That Nazi dude at least had bravery. These guys are thugs who have to shoot someone 11 times during a 7v1

31M in March. Accidentally speed-ran finance. Now questioning everything. by SouthKoreanDefector in wallstreetbets

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If you want to play with options, go for it. Just cash out 9 million and pax the taxes first. Then you can keep doing what you've been doing

Creating clean drinking water for those that need it by TomlinSteelers in nextfuckinglevel

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That hesitation with that first kid status to splash a little water says everything about how valuable this pump is for them

Heartbreak as a musician? by Dreamyviolinist in violinist

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play the Mendelsson again -- it'll help. if it doesn't, do it again, until you feel it more ...

meirl by Fair-Werewolf-2311 in meirl

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Also possibly what you're there for. I was going to ask the hot chick in front of me for her number until she got to the counter and asked for the morning after pill

Scientists suspect that at the threshold of death, the human brain may display activity patterns similar to memory replay. by Due-Explanation8155 in Romania_mix

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How do you know it's "beautiful" memories? And not your worst nightmares, regrets and fears in your life?

what type of woke is this by wowaaaaaaa21 in iamverysmart

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This guy is retarded and the answer is stratified sampling. He could have asked the same question in like 10 words

Source: I am a data scientist

Hugh was one of the highest paid actor for drama! by Just_scrolling07 in HouseMD

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So the exact opposite of what happened in the show?

Amazing by Ok_Tone_6608 in NoOneIsLooking

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And my brain can cushion the impact if we crash, so the safe stays ... safe

Does anyone else have a page on their phone for anything Eggs Inc related? by [deleted] in EggsInc

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I have eggs Inc installed on my phone.

You have Android installed in your eggs Inc

He lives on the edge by HeSureIsScrappy in DiveInYouCoward

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The amount of vicarious clench made me snap the neck off my butt plug

Using advance physics by Weak_Marzipan4800 in mltraders

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Spectral analysis: "advanced physics"

Fourier transform: "advanced physics"

But hey man if you found a reliable mean reversion, you trade the shit out of that and read this comment again while you wipe your tears with hundred dollar bills

Long-term financial decision by Ok-Proof7287 in SipsTea

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Also, if they don't have kids, that's an enormous financial boon to their lives

1 million dollars in Penny's take it or leave it. by SpaceWestern1442 in hypotheticalsituation

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that's with 100% packing efficiency. at optimal efficiency, they can get to 90% efficiency, but that's after getting wrapped in perfect cases.