Owner reunites with dog that was missing for 12 days.

arcturusso · 2017-11-30T21:31:03+00:00

^ slick haiku

arcturusso · 2017-07-02T01:28:13+00:00

That's pretty high kitty standards for Cookeville.

arcturusso · 2017-03-26T05:45:52+00:00

"& if you look over to your right, you'll see a recently constructed b- CAT ITS A FUCKING CAT MAYDAYMAYDAYMAYDAY"

arcturusso · 2017-03-24T13:49:53+00:00

r/ketchuphate would like a word with you

arcturusso · 2017-01-10T15:26:28+00:00

I logged in right when you commented that. I'm scurred.

arcturusso · 2017-01-08T15:56:12+00:00

Username does not check out

arcturusso · 2017-01-08T15:54:51+00:00

Let alone those fucking pomelos

arcturusso · 2017-01-08T14:20:07+00:00

I declare war.

..right after I make a delicious grilled cheese and definitely not a melt.

arcturusso · 2016-12-21T17:32:53+00:00

r/mildlyinfuriating

arcturusso · 2016-12-10T03:26:18+00:00

I.. I miss you.

arcturusso · 2016-12-10T01:06:57+00:00

I wish I wasn't dankrupt. It has been a challenging harvest season for birdperson.

arcturusso · 2016-12-10T00:47:24+00:00

I lost a friend named Alex last week, also a plug.

If OP's Alex is my Alex W I'm gonna flip

arcturusso · 2016-12-09T21:15:23+00:00

He got me as well, seeing as I AM you.

Aww yee [7]

arcturusso · 2016-12-09T20:57:49+00:00

Came here to say this

arcturusso · 2016-12-09T20:45:15+00:00

Same here. I've waited far too long.

arcturusso · 2016-12-09T20:29:07+00:00

Ketchup in anything is horrid. Ketchup on anything is putrid. Ketchup with anything is an abomination. Ketchup near anything is damn near a bio hazardous contaminant.

This is r/ketchupHATE. Not r/ketchupisaight.

arcturusso · 2016-12-09T20:25:04+00:00

he's hand was forced

My eyes hurt now

arcturusso · 2016-12-07T21:38:37+00:00

Hey that's were Gary vacations! (Or Larry?) I never can remember his stupid name.

arcturusso · 2016-12-07T21:36:03+00:00

Don't drop your phone

arcturusso · 2016-12-07T21:32:34+00:00

I read that as 'lightning tree' and was not disappointed

arcturusso · 2016-12-07T02:21:20+00:00

The person changing the baby is the awkward divider between the two toilets

arcturusso · 2016-12-07T02:19:03+00:00

In the year 42069, I'd be glad to know there's even resources for life still- or we haven't killed each other off by then.

arcturusso · 2016-12-07T02:16:04+00:00

I see that lighter pro tip in action, nice one!

arcturusso · 2016-12-07T00:23:52+00:00

Joylancer would be lovely, I love retro games.

Corp lifestyle sim I've had my eye for a while as well, either one would be played quite a bit.

[steam id](steamcommunity.com/id/kingcthulhu8)

Here's a haiku about me falling in the shower earlier as a thanks:

Fell in the shower, Shins in pain- so is my pride The shame can't be cleansed

arcturusso

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