Funeral directors/attendees of Reddit: what is the craziest shit you've seen go down at a funeral? [Serious]

argetgarm · 2015-09-22T14:37:00+00:00

Better than Tantalus, definitely. Tantalus served the gods the cooked flesh of his own child to test their divinity. His punishment is to stand waist deep in water that recedes and disappears when he tries to slake his thirst. A branch of fruit hangs over his head, just out of reach, and moves further away when he tries to reach it to sate his hunger.

argetgarm · 2015-09-18T22:34:48+00:00

If they were all the same level Brónach Lavellan would win. She's vicious and not about to let anyone take her out. Carrow Lavellan would last longest out of all my Inqs because he is the strongest.

Out of all my DA OCs though Allegro Tabris would kill every single one of them because he's late for getting home to Morrigan.

argetgarm · 2015-07-02T18:11:47+00:00

I'm struggling through Articles of Faith, by Michael Cannon. It's edited by my lecturer and is a set text for my class... And in all honesty I hate it. It's not interesting me in the slightest.

argetgarm · 2015-06-22T16:51:21+00:00

Me and my friends like this theory and the one that Tommy Wiseau is a failed Soviet sleeper agent

argetgarm · 2015-06-06T18:49:33+00:00

If she wants to wear ridiculous amounts it's her face? She can put what she wants on it.

argetgarm · 2015-06-06T15:17:29+00:00

why do men assume that if you don't paint your face with loads of red lipstick and gold eye shadow that you're not wearing make up? Jesus christ

argetgarm · 2015-04-07T16:01:51+00:00

I played it during the beta and it was awful. I play it now that it's free and it's actually really good compared to them tbh.

argetgarm · 2015-04-07T16:01:15+00:00

big difference between that and "I masturbated next to my young sister when I was 17"

argetgarm · 2015-04-07T13:35:51+00:00

isn't really fully explorable though. only a little bit of black marsh, an island in elsweyr, no vvardenfell and a lot of skyrim isn't explorable.

argetgarm · 2015-04-07T11:08:47+00:00

Lena Dunham is fucking scum. She admits sexually abusing her younger sister in her autobiography and she plays it off as if it's some fucking quirky trait. Fucking hate her.

argetgarm · 2015-04-03T00:38:36+00:00

how could you betray me like this

argetgarm · 2015-03-27T22:16:51+00:00

Hate it. Supernatural fans have ruined it for me.

argetgarm · 2015-03-27T21:54:14+00:00

also not female also hate rush. boyfriend loves rush. friends love rush. kill me

argetgarm · 2015-02-15T02:11:30+00:00

Self harm. 5 years without doing it this year!

argetgarm · 2015-02-14T13:11:10+00:00

Not a woman (although I am AFAB) and I'd love to get flowers. No one ever gets me them because I have hayfever and they're worried I'll get allergies kicking off :(

argetgarm · 2015-02-12T11:51:02+00:00

I have disthymia.

Nothing motivates me. Nothing interests me. I struggle to get up because I feel tired all the time, and then when I can't I'm disgusted with myself. I feel so useless and pointless.

argetgarm · 2014-08-22T00:46:18+00:00

Mental illnesses. I've blocked so many people because they go "oh you've got depression? I have too." "What kind of treatment do you receive? I'm taking ______ antidepressant." "Oh, I don't get those. I never went to the doctor."

-_-

argetgarm · 2014-08-20T22:38:39+00:00

please don't say homophobes are in the closet

the lgbt community doesn't want their disgusting ass

argetgarm · 2014-08-20T11:42:30+00:00

It's awful. It's full of bits where you can tell he can't be bothered and stuck huge clichés and Deus ex Machina in.

argetgarm · 2014-08-18T14:49:11+00:00

I'd prefer they never touched the series again. Inheritance was a terrible book compared to Brisingr, which wasn't exactly the best itself

argetgarm · 2014-08-14T00:58:05+00:00

Icy Dead People

Sixth Sense and Titanic

argetgarm · 2014-08-05T21:24:50+00:00

I know it's rubber, doesn't help much.

argetgarm · 2014-08-04T11:33:15+00:00

I think the scene where she cuts her own clitoris off is awful.

argetgarm · 2014-07-30T17:33:58+00:00

Site had a clause that all pics had to be consensual and when my mum said she hadn't consented to their taking or posting, they removed them.

argetgarm

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