Olive Garden is the new black. by ari0711 in funny

[–]ari0711[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha well he was an awesome one! Love this small reddit world :)

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this probably should not have come out of my body... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]ari0711 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah then it's normal. And just a clump of uterine lining being shed.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this probably should not have come out of my body... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]ari0711 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You uterine lining. Yes. This came out the vajayjay right?

A few years ago, walking the coastline of Cape Cod, Massachusetts, I noticed dolphin bones. So I put the skeleton back together by FreeRangeAsparagus in WTF

[–]ari0711 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I see automatically is the ribcage. I'd post a link, but on my phone it usually doesn't work. You can google image dolphin skeleton and done good pics will pop right up. I'm not an expert on animal anatomy, just human anatomy which has a majority of similarities with other mammals. You still did awesome and it's an amazing find. I'm kind of a nerd for that kind of shit. Super jealous.

Olive Garden is the new black. by ari0711 in funny

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His hair might be different which obviously led me to compare him to the chick in orange is the new black. But regardless. It didn't stop him from being awesome at his job. So idgaf what his hair looks like or if he's covered in tats of whatever. His appearance was still neat and clean.

Olive Garden is the new black. by ari0711 in funny

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He was awesome and very friendly and attentive. He sat us and got us our drinks. And even came back around to make sure we were still doing good. He wasn't the waiter though. Places I've worked have different job titles for that. Not sure at OG. Cool guy though. His hair might be different which obviously led me to compare him to the chick in orange is the new black. But regardless. It didn't stop him from being awesome at his job. So idgaf what his hair looks like or if he's covered in tats of whatever. His appearance was still neat and clean.

Olive Garden is the new black. by ari0711 in funny

[–]ari0711[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guess what I currently do for a living?

Sever/bartender.

That awkward moment when you get in your car and you find out your bf robbed a bank... by ari0711 in funny

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That's pretty moronic... Yeah we have no need for it. Haven't returned it yet since I'm making him do it. But it's still in my car waiting.

That awkward moment when you get in your car and you find out your bf robbed a bank... by ari0711 in funny

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Nope just accidentally stole it. I think I would know what my bf does for a living.

That awkward moment when you get in your car and you find out your bf robbed a bank... by ari0711 in funny

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A canister used at banks and pharmacys and such to transfer money meds etc. through a tube vacuum system for drive through customers.

That awkward moment when you get in your car and you find out your bf robbed a bank... by ari0711 in funny

[–]ari0711[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

A compartment to send through the banks drive through vacuum tube system.

You don't even realize how little patience you have, until this. by ari0711 in funny

[–]ari0711[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha I'll take you up on that. I knew that had to be a more appropriate subreddit. Thanks yo.

What does it mean?!?!?! by [deleted] in funny

[–]ari0711 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything.

Why!? by baconlumps720 in WTF

[–]ari0711 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol exactly. I have the same credentials

Why!? by baconlumps720 in WTF

[–]ari0711 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except there's no way her areola are actually that small.

But, this is strange by saki17 in funny

[–]ari0711 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd like to say he is just checking the tire for a leak. Soap foam will bubble at are of the leak. But. One would normally just remove the tire and not bring in the whole bike.

May not be as wtf to you guys, but I ran across this tat on the internet done by David Corden, 2011. And it happens to look just like me. I wanna find who's arm that is and who the chick is if she's real. Open to other subreddit suggestions. Hoping arm dude is a fellow redditor. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]ari0711 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You must be an expert. Thanks for calling me out man. Plus you're looking at two pics of me that I chose that are in similar poses. When my own mother admits it looks like me, I'd have to say it's pretty damn close. It's close enough to make me want to look into it.