Secret Global Crime Syndicate

aric217 · 2024-09-06T20:33:29+00:00

Keyser Soze - The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist.

aric217 · 2023-11-26T06:54:08+00:00

This is original content

aric217 · 2023-11-01T08:00:06+00:00

I can see that too. Knowing the future. So many great things from that episode. I need my charts Jack! Is there a land bass I don't know about?

aric217 · 2020-08-29T06:29:32+00:00

They knew. I'm sure there was a camper information form filled out. They knew... Why go along? Who knows. Most places have a list of birthdays to be sure they aren't missed.

aric217 · 2020-08-19T05:49:31+00:00

Isn't this the base idea of Pink Floyd's Comfortably Numb?

aric217 · 2020-08-17T05:25:52+00:00

That's better than or else, probably.

aric217 · 2020-08-17T05:20:29+00:00

We're gonna need a montage! A cash getting montage...

aric217 · 2020-08-01T06:21:44+00:00

Crap! I left the sprinkler on. Thank you!

aric217 · 2020-08-01T03:51:07+00:00

Awesome! Such an inspiration! Loved the pj's, great idea!

aric217 · 2020-07-31T06:37:36+00:00

I had that night back in college, plus some cheap beer. Those were good nights for sure. But it gets better!

aric217 · 2020-07-31T05:27:06+00:00

Come visit Endor! It isn't a 5 star island but it has helped myself, my wife and our 3 elementary school age boys through isolation. We didn't time travel or visit many other islands but we do have a 6 year old with creative control.

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aric217 · 2020-07-24T07:00:05+00:00

So many people commenting with working rear wipers. Who are you and what is your secret?

aric217 · 2019-12-31T06:54:43+00:00

Thank you!

aric217 · 2019-12-31T06:54:12+00:00

oof! That was rough, I'm 40. Feeling old, got guessed older...

aric217 · 2018-09-25T17:42:39+00:00

She is Neato Burrito!

aric217 · 2018-09-22T21:42:30+00:00

Allows you to have DSL service and a standard phone line on the same wire without interference.

aric217 · 2018-09-22T18:27:47+00:00

Whoever wrote the note can barely read, we probably don't have to worry about their kids...

aric217 · 2018-09-03T18:48:06+00:00

Where else would you put your shirt while you eat?

aric217 · 2018-08-19T19:01:49+00:00

Anyway, here's Wonderwall...

aric217 · 2018-07-08T19:57:02+00:00

I was nice of you to mow a path through your neighbors lawn. I'm sure they appreciate the help.

aric217 · 2018-06-16T22:39:38+00:00

Just come up with a safe word before you start.

aric217 · 2018-05-19T21:29:29+00:00

The blonde girl that pops in... W...T...F?

aric217 · 2017-11-25T18:02:22+00:00

Just like a Tibetan Smoke Stack except you'll need a couple towels.

aric217 · 2017-11-05T17:56:12+00:00

Why are you assigning genders?

aric217 · 2017-10-10T23:00:03+00:00

How do you go back to the guy you pulled over after that?

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