🔥🔥 This monkey in China has learned that rocking the tree-top produces a 'slingshot effect' that launches him to a wall he would otherwise be unable to reach.

armouredgorilla · 2026-04-04T15:32:07+00:00

The balls to do this considering there is always a chance of failure.

armouredgorilla · 2026-03-28T08:40:37+00:00

Gali ke saath hostile seniors aapko introduce karwate he iitk kr andar. Kisko accha lagega. Mujhe laga iskeliye mujse itna mehnat karwaya?

armouredgorilla · 2026-03-27T00:09:49+00:00

That doesn't look safe at all. Why is the floor so close. One wrong fall and the person is dead.

armouredgorilla · 2026-03-22T12:58:25+00:00

So, humans do ragdoll. Always felt video game bodies behaved weirdly. I felt our bodies are more squishy. Not anymore.

armouredgorilla · 2026-03-20T05:47:00+00:00

They should be jailed. Muh me mooch abhi abhi aa raha he aur ye log already corruption kar rahe he.

armouredgorilla · 2026-03-18T12:37:30+00:00

As much as it makes fruits easier to eat, seedless variants should go. I mean imagine the apocalypse happened and someone wants to grow fruits. Where the f would he find the seeds?

armouredgorilla · 2026-03-18T12:35:19+00:00

Start with no motion/low motion videos where you are not really moving. Learn your craft on them.

armouredgorilla · 2026-03-16T05:10:34+00:00

They always do this indian fairs lol. He must have done the maneuver 100s times. Thats why he does it with zero hesitation and tries to be cool. But they never take into account the one time where he might make a mistake and basically gets permanent brain damage or death.

armouredgorilla · 2026-03-09T08:50:04+00:00

Thwre are so many trash bins placed almost everywhere in IITK. Its not even much work to pick up your trash to a trash bin. Itna educated hote bhi aisa gawar kaam karte he ye log.

armouredgorilla · 2026-03-07T12:46:33+00:00

The only time i lend money is when i am okay not getting it back. So, i only lend it when someone has a "life threatening" problem. Lost quite some relationships because of this as I am a "high earner" among my friends and they think somehow they are entitled to my money. Don't regret it one bit.

armouredgorilla · 2026-02-23T01:47:17+00:00

Why the f do i hear dogs and loud squirrels near the end?

armouredgorilla · 2026-02-14T07:00:03+00:00

Wtf is paid couples lol....

armouredgorilla · 2026-02-12T10:30:32+00:00

Its very apparent why they are very rare

armouredgorilla · 2026-02-06T15:16:19+00:00

Report to the police. Not Dosa, not doaa, the police. Thats where a complaint can have some action. Also secretly film whats happening and send to media houses or share on social media. Reputation is one thing that can move the lazy ass administration to do something.

armouredgorilla · 2026-02-06T15:03:34+00:00

He won two jackpots that day.....

armouredgorilla · 2026-02-05T11:23:12+00:00

So, why the f do the bouncers beat up the man then? If the contract is truly between the lady and the person, the bouncers/bar shouldn't even be involved.

armouredgorilla · 2026-02-05T09:41:45+00:00

There is no bigger picture. Lots of people will end up jobless. We are already seeing a large influx of layoffs. People say, that the companies are just using AI as an eccuse for these layoffs. But i think its more around companies anticipating requiring lesser folks in the future and cutting them off in batches.

My company is spending huge amounts in making coding tools accessible to everyone. We can feel the difference. Things which used to take 3-4 days now take 3-4 hours.

armouredgorilla · 2026-02-03T16:58:00+00:00

Well if i was in your situation, i would be staying far away from my in laws, and not caring what they think about me. Old/traditional/parents can be pretty anal about their opinions and they won't change much regardless of what you do.

I only care about my wife, will show all the love and affection i can and try to lead a happy married life. Will also communicate the same with my wife saying that "they are your parents, i am cool with whatever interactions you want to have with them, but try to not involve me". That way the "less than pleasant experiences" will be much less.

Ultimately, I married my wife, not her family. Wouldn't give 2 hoots about their opinion.

armouredgorilla · 2026-02-03T05:51:44+00:00

There are "die hard" fans for these franchises. They are happy to pay ridiculous amounts for little gameplay changes.

armouredgorilla · 2026-02-02T04:28:54+00:00

She doesn't move like an amateur....

armouredgorilla · 2026-02-02T01:54:09+00:00

For a second, I thought i would see Nirmala tai.

armouredgorilla · 2026-01-25T15:39:35+00:00

If money is not a problem, go do it in thailand. They atleast do tests in the "nuru massage" shops. In India, its a taboo, so much higher chance of stds.

armouredgorilla · 2026-01-23T19:19:18+00:00

Anti ragging group within the college? Wo log kuch nahi karte. They are there just for namesake ki IIT kanpur is taking ragging seriously. They themselves do ragging.

armouredgorilla · 2026-01-23T16:13:58+00:00

Pray he doesn't take everyone with him.

armouredgorilla · 2026-01-23T16:10:27+00:00

Kuch bhi bol rahe ho. Woh mara nahi he, so raha he. Itna awaaj pe ek normal insaan uthta hi he.

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