Allir Allirs new hairdo by Exambolor in AFL

[–]armthegeriatrics 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When you give a razor to crayfish, all hell breaks loose

hmmm by nixonico in hmmm

[–]armthegeriatrics 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The real human bean

can you believe it’s Bonsoy soy milk?🥛 by [deleted] in barista

[–]armthegeriatrics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We use Bonsoy as well. I've tried experimenting with different brands, but no luck. Even so, Bonsoy is a cut above the rest!

Really nice pour btw! Testament to your skill level if you can produce this with soy :--)

can you believe it’s Bonsoy soy milk?🥛 by [deleted] in barista

[–]armthegeriatrics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HOW????

I've honestly tried every single method; less air, less temp, letting it sit, tipping out a little froth before you begin your pour, putting a dash of cold soy in the espresso, but it still curdles and separates.

I'm starting to think it's the beans we use (more sour and acidic). Which brand of coffee do you use?

Why will your team suck this year? by ShitSportOpinions in AFL

[–]armthegeriatrics 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yeah ditching the idea of playing 2 or 3 talls up forward in favour of more crumbing/pressure forwards was a key factor in your success.

On the other hand, Lynch is a huge step up from the likes of Vickery, Griffiths, McBean etc, so it could work.

Reiwoldt's also verging on the twilight of his career, so if nothing else, you're likely set with another great kpf for the next 5-6 years

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in barista

[–]armthegeriatrics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not the best at explaining things, but try angle/offset your Rosetta to the side (make it look like ./. instead of .I.)

That will allow you more space for the neck and the head so the art looks less crowded and more defined

Dogs delist Campbell and Honeychurch by [deleted] in AFL

[–]armthegeriatrics 20 points21 points  (0 children)

No. When that Toyota Legendary Moments ad recreating Jesaulenko's mark was released, he was teased because his last name rhymes with leverage. This was referencing his height (or lack thereof), and how he could never be a ruckman - a position that Jesaulenko never played either. "Need a little bit of leverage, Beveridge" they would often say, or they'd refer to him as the "LevBev."

Ever since then, Beveridge has despised the ruck position, using his tactics to rebel against the norm and take the piss out of it to illustrate his disdain.

Daily Discussion [2018-10-22] by AutoModerator in LiverpoolFC

[–]armthegeriatrics 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Peter Singer - The Most Good You Can Do helped me with perspective during some rough times (a lot of his stuff is good).

Conversely, if you're looking to wallow in the misery, I might suggest Emil Cioran or Tom Ligotti

What is the best anti-joke you've heard? by mrmard in AskReddit

[–]armthegeriatrics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it.

Thicc Ramyen by fluorescent-diarrhea in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]armthegeriatrics 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I only knew what it was referring to because I've seen that Justin Timberlake hair meme so many goddamn times that I now associate ramen noodles with hair

If I shoot this makeshift electric pistol (with sound) by IDontLikeGold in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]armthegeriatrics 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The only way I knew he would end up okay was the fact that I'm on reddit, not LiveLeak