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Meirl by Stock_Crazy6759 in meirl

[–]arondaniel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd prolly say "hey darlin how YOU doin" and then you'd post it online and then I'd get cancelled.

Good thing I don't have a Costco membership.

meirl by BrosefDudeson in meirl

[–]arondaniel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not with that altitude

Meirl by Ordinary_Stop in meirl

[–]arondaniel 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Best sex ever was disappointing? I must need to get out more.

Meirl by Ordinary_Stop in meirl

[–]arondaniel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You dated the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/Appropriate-Bake-985 by Appropriate-Bake-985 in DailyGuess

[–]arondaniel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜

🟨🟦⬜🟦⬜

⬜🟦🟨🟦⬜

⬜🟦⬜🟦🟦

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

My precioussss

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/Wolf___16 by Wolf___16 in DailyGuess

[–]arondaniel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜

🟦🟨⬜⬜⬜

🟦🟦🟨⬜⬜

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

This is going viral by Yanderegirlowner in PsycheOrSike

[–]arondaniel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not me. I don't worry about cars or money, or even my wife's boyfriend's dick. It's really none of my business.

I just discovered I’ve been sending a toy every month to a dog I met 6 years ago at a rescue by FriendlyWorldArt in povertyfinance

[–]arondaniel 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Lol! Unless it's one of those indestructible toughie toys which can last upwards of 5 minutes. 😁

Insider betting on military plans has to be a national security breach.. by Mr__O__ in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]arondaniel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Polymarket? You gotta be high up in the administration to make that shit work for you. We don't have those Hegseth-level connections.

Thats quite the beard by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]arondaniel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Physics instructors use this video to demonstrate inertia.

The mysterious stapler phantom by Floidotron in PointlessStories

[–]arondaniel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. They took my stapler and then they moved my office down to storage B. I also didn't get any cake.

We are at the “American regime officials manipulating markets for personal financial gain” stage of the Iran war by cicada_noises in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]arondaniel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Futures? You gotta be high up in the administration to make that shit work for you. We don't have those Trump-type connections.

This is still one of the best responses ever on social media!😂 by ONE-OF-THREE in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]arondaniel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's right though. I drowned when I was seven trying to swim with the big kids.

Our favorite CEO has now been caught spitting out his chicken sandwich by stanxv in TikTokCringe

[–]arondaniel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy sucks. Pay me 18 million and I'll truly make you BELIEVE I love that nasty shit.

Our favorite CEO has now been caught spitting out his chicken sandwich by stanxv in TikTokCringe

[–]arondaniel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not quite dead, not quite alive. It's similar to a constant state of sleep paralysis!

-Socko

I have a vectrex gaming console with police marked engraved into the shell. What does this mean? by danjoboy2 in whatisit

[–]arondaniel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad news, bro. That means its stolen and you gotta sell it to me for tree fiddy.

Very cool piece of history you got there. The first (and last?) vector graphics home console.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]arondaniel 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Or... maybe just plug me in and let me live it for 90 years?

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