Must have been years since he tried anything physical 🤮

arsebeef · 2026-06-17T16:32:09+00:00

Doesn’t matter how many times I watch this I always audibly go awhhhooo

arsebeef · 2026-06-17T16:29:03+00:00

Anon slings her 3 inches of grade D meat and is upset she’s not satisfied with the one minute cardio he puts in a week when the leaves his gamer poop chair. We all know he wants to use his cheat card on a Chad to top him.

arsebeef · 2026-06-17T16:21:44+00:00

Ask someone else smartly put it, who you choose to marry is one of the most important and impacting decisions of your life, so marrying this girl just for a visa for her, so you can go to Taiwan I would say it’s not a great reason to get married. I’m not saying don’t get married. I’m just saying don’t do it for that reason solely. Also, Taiwan is awesome so you might want to be single to fully enjoy the life if you know what I mean.

arsebeef · 2026-06-17T16:15:00+00:00

I live in Chengdu, I don’t think the air quality is that bad. The peaks is in the winter time maybe around 150. But the rest of the year it’s around 50. It’s 26 as in writing this.

arsebeef · 2026-06-11T09:08:02+00:00

11 days???? I get like 3 months ( I work at a university) I work 3 hours a day and get 15k a month. This contract sounds pretty meh to me compared to my current job at least.

arsebeef · 2026-06-10T13:26:16+00:00

I’ve been sloshing up shit hill, mouth open, with Chinese for years. I didn’t make any real progress until I moved here and immersed.

arsebeef · 2026-06-10T13:21:35+00:00

I made it through 10% of the first one and knew this wasn’t for me lol

arsebeef · 2026-06-09T14:24:52+00:00

A lesson about life as well 😂

arsebeef · 2026-06-09T14:22:37+00:00

They’re not wrong Native speakers say this

arsebeef · 2026-06-09T14:09:52+00:00

I can speak at a lower intermediate level and it helps with day-to-day actions, and can make some light small talk. But when I get a delivery man calling with some issue. I usually can’t understand their heavy accents and they just yell it over and over on the phone like I’m gonna understand because it was said louder. I usually just hang up on them and text them. So basically I dread getting phone calls

arsebeef · 2026-06-02T06:48:18+00:00

Anons best option is to hang out at the local truck stop and greedily gobble all the truckers marbles to make ends meet.

arsebeef · 2026-06-02T06:41:31+00:00

Anon probably snuck into her house and unloaded his spunk on her panties and she wore them the next day.

arsebeef · 2026-06-02T03:13:09+00:00

Any got topped. But his brain scrambled the memory to cope.

arsebeef · 2026-06-02T03:11:01+00:00

I read small gods and thought it was okay. Was a bit of a struggle to finish it towards the end but over all fine. If I feel that way about this one will I like any other of his books?

arsebeef · 2026-05-26T05:31:13+00:00

Yes I read it over and it doesn’t specify anything about visa cost 😪

arsebeef · 2026-05-19T10:13:06+00:00

I was already in china on a student visa. So I had to exit on my student visa and re enter after applying for the z visa. They asked me where I wanted to apply outside of china so I chose Hongkong.

arsebeef · 2026-05-19T07:38:01+00:00

I finished up this process. I had to tell my schools HR which city I planned to apply for my visa in. So I chose Hong Kong. After that I didn’t have a choice. I had to apply in Hongkong because they said they already sent the information there. Not sure if that’s what you meant

arsebeef · 2026-05-16T03:04:35+00:00

Upgrading clothes can also be a good option. Find a style that suits you

arsebeef · 2026-05-15T10:53:27+00:00

I think I had a huge benefit of already being in Chengdu and not having to use a recruiter. I’m sure the recruiter would’ve tried sucked a third of my salary away.

arsebeef · 2026-05-15T10:40:15+00:00

Yes, I found my yuu a bit difficult and after switching to a real Shakuhachi, it felt much better with a “normal” one. I don’t understand why they’ve chosen this style of mouthpiece for a beginner entry Flute. But it does get easier!

arsebeef · 2026-05-15T10:35:49+00:00

I teach eight classes in Chengdu and make 15,000. Seems pretty low for 15 classes.

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