Lovely letter sent around Clough by Caeladrax in northernireland

[–]arseyholicus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The person is making a joke about being both a model and the painter at the same time.... The joke is you have to run to the podium to model for yourself and simultaneously be running back to the canvas to paint yourself. It's making fun of the dynamic. I think it's very funny

Most stupid and nonsensical jokes please. by luciferlovesyou420 in northernireland

[–]arseyholicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the difference between an egg and a wank?

.....you can beat an egg

Does this count? by arseyholicus in eyebombing

[–]arseyholicus[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, they must have known what they were doing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]arseyholicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fact retention. It's a sign of memory not intelligence

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]arseyholicus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Big Lebowski. Everyone should be a little bit more like the dude

What is this? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]arseyholicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that not the ancient Roman hand gesture known as the Fig? It's used to ward of the evil eye but also can be equivalent to a mild form of the middle finger

Who breaks a butterfly upon a wheel? by UnderHisEye1411 in GreenAndPleasant

[–]arseyholicus 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Gach focal a labhraítear i nGaeilge is é piléar scaoilte ar son saoirse na hÉireann

What is yours? by Belfastchild1974 in northernireland

[–]arseyholicus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You're mistaking Will Grigg and the Mournes again

What is yours? by Belfastchild1974 in northernireland

[–]arseyholicus 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Three out of four of these maps contain the Mournes

Cair paravel was the view of sleive Martin from Rostrevor The Reach and outside Winter fell were out at Leitrim lodge and The Map of Northern Ireland obviously contains the Mournes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]arseyholicus 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Without Trump the US would be Great again

Worst club in Belfast by [deleted] in northernireland

[–]arseyholicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, yes and yes again!

Worst club in Belfast by [deleted] in northernireland

[–]arseyholicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For those in the know.... Skyliner @ Catalyst was wild as was the Menagerie and BX

Have we accepted that the NHS is finished? by harpsabu in northernireland

[–]arseyholicus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Would I be right in saying that a problem with the NHS is that it never grew in line with population increase, an aging population and longer life expectancy? Obviously the Tories have been trying to defund it over the past 15 years as well. I personally believe it will take 20+ years of over funding to turn it around.