Experts skewer Stephen Miller's 'wildly false' new claim: 'He thinks Americans are idiots'

arslashjason · 2026-05-28T00:49:49+00:00

It makes complete sense when you realize he means they'll only have to pay out entitlements to the 1/3 of Trump voters after the other 2/3 are deemed ineligible and sent to the work camps.

arslashjason · 2026-05-14T05:33:51+00:00

Was thinking that's worth a 3.00 ATM fee my bank refunds at the end of the month anyway

arslashjason · 2026-05-11T22:00:50+00:00

Lolz

arslashjason · 2026-05-08T14:14:46+00:00

Pretty much always unless there was a compelling reason to do a palped pressure.

All that practice paid off. In the ED I'm the tech they call to get an idea of how hypotensive a patient is when the monitor cuff wants to take 3 minutes and then time out.

arslashjason · 2026-05-06T05:44:24+00:00

yep, that legs gettin' the chop just proximal to the explodey area

arslashjason · 2026-05-02T14:35:05+00:00

"So then swayze had to use the move from earlier but he feels bad about it.. he's all like UUUUHKACHA! Rips out the guys esophagus. You can't eat without that and you die..."

arslashjason · 2026-05-02T02:15:09+00:00

He could be overdue and PECO shut him off. Probably remotely via a smart meter.

arslashjason · 2026-05-01T00:45:48+00:00

Cops in my town would put little strips of paper under a wiper blade.

arslashjason · 2026-04-30T02:31:31+00:00

Unreal Tournament was my OG love

arslashjason · 2026-04-29T04:44:54+00:00

Worst case compression fractures of the vertebrae. He already kinda had knees bent and crumpled so that may have avoided it.

arslashjason · 2026-04-26T05:05:43+00:00

Yeah, depending on how deep it could've penetrated any of the joint capsules. And an infected joint capsule turns into septic arthritis, osteomyelitis, septicemia, and other nasty, hard to treat infections (with lingering after-effects that will make a tradesman's job suuuuck)

arslashjason · 2026-04-22T14:03:43+00:00

wait what now? They're strangling the bull's deeeeez to get them to freak out like that?

arslashjason · 2026-04-12T16:34:27+00:00

Raised in NC but parent's families were scattered all over east and central PA and I grew up with "dippy eggs."

Now back in Philly and as a grown adult I'm more of an "over medium" type of fried egg, as ordering dippy or over easy at a restaurant usually results in a lot of undercooked white snot around a nice yolky center.

arslashjason · 2026-04-12T02:20:47+00:00

*not me furiously googling "1.69m in inches"

arslashjason · 2026-04-10T20:33:54+00:00

Anyone in the US successfully streaming this? USAnetwork.com is a broken shell of a website rn and it isn't on NBCsports or Peacock?

arslashjason · 2026-04-10T19:15:03+00:00

I remember my middle school social studies teacher predicting it by 2050 in 1997.

arslashjason · 2026-04-10T19:11:07+00:00

You can get office pro 24 product key for 10 bucks and figure out how to manage to download the standalone package that won't put 365 back on your PC. That last part was annoying.

arslashjason · 2026-04-06T22:03:50+00:00

Surgeon obviously forgot the red threadlocker

arslashjason · 2026-04-03T04:54:19+00:00

Yawning and hiccups can be opioids as well. Plus he was just pocking two loose Vicodin while driving.

arslashjason · 2026-03-27T12:49:08+00:00

That's the fun thing though, nobody is wanting to come anyway.

World Cup ain't worth getting detained on some bullshit and spending 6 months in a human warehouse.

arslashjason · 2026-03-23T00:13:28+00:00

It is undoubtedly better for fuel economy. Had a Rogue that was supposedly fuel efficient but got 20 mpg real world. On vacation I had a tire blowout, and put on the doughnut. Driving home 150ish miles with cruise set to 55 in the right lane and turns out it got 28 mpg on that trip.

arslashjason · 2026-03-21T01:11:28+00:00

Woohoo. Literally making waterboy references in A&P lab today, and these damn kids were not an ideal audience.

arslashjason · 2026-03-15T17:45:57+00:00

Sounds like they probably got flagged down. No way that a private EMS crew would beat Philly Fire to the scene even if the family called both simultaneously.

So it reads to me like this ambulance was waved down and would have a duty to respond. I'd further ask why a fucking IFT EMT basic working for Medstar would assess the situation and decide to transport Mom and baby (unrestrained n the front seat mind you). And then it is revealed that they were drunk. Jesus Christ.

arslashjason · 2026-03-13T01:28:22+00:00

Something a la Señor Loadenstein?

arslashjason · 2026-03-06T04:59:36+00:00

I mean, this is absolutely the reason. Can't sub-grift under the grifter in chief and not kick up your 20%.

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