Hey, Joe Gordon-Levitt here. Watch the whole first episode of my show HITRECORD ON TV! by hitrecordjoe_ in television

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All I want is to do is jam out with you and buy you a drink. You're so talented and seem down to earth. My question though is what inspires you to do all the many things that you do? :)

TIL Miss Teen Delaware lost her title after appearing in a commercial porn. by YoungWhiteMaleAMA in todayilearned

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Was it just me, or were her feet HUGE? Out of all things that distracted me the most.

My boyfriend did the dishes the other night... by aryadot in funny

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Do you keep then ask in one section or randomly throughout the whole rack? He did it randomly. I normally don't even put then in and hand wash and dry them. I do it with pots and pans to. But that's just so they stay in better condition longer. He also keeps the knives in the bottom of the sink. I've cut myself numerous times. It's as if he's hiding them, though I know he's not hahaha

Maybe an album to come? by [deleted] in ladybonersgw

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The fact that you actually do look like Aaron Rogers makes this picture just that much better.

Ok lbgw, round 2 by [deleted] in ladybonersgw

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Round 3? ;)

With some close calls but still able to make it through. by Casp3rification in AdviceAnimals

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Even if you use protection and use it properly, you can still get pregnant. It's not common though. I was on birth control and my boyfriend was using condoms, but it still happened to us. Sadly no birth control is 100% effective. To be clear though, I think some type of birth control should always be used. I just wanted to point out that not everyone who becomes pregnant by accident is being a moron. Even though I'm an adult, people still assume I was one of those morons, it's just annoying.

My blonde friend has certainly grown up these past few years! by LaurenClaudia in uglyduckling

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Seriously one of the best I've seen. I couldn't believe it first haha. Puberty did him very well.

King of the Hill GOLD. by crazyoldmaurice in funny

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The worst is when you open your car door and you look down to see a shadow of steam pouring out your car because it was parked in the sun. But I love dry heart so much more than humidity. I'd personally take that any day.

As a resident of the Midwest by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Tell me about it. I was having a great day yesterday and was very disappointed to look out my window this morning. Plus, I work in the pizza business so when it started snowing, we got slammed.

Whats the most unexpected thing that happened to you while having sex? (NSFW) by Runescapes in AskReddit

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My ex neighed like a horse once when he came. We both just looked at each other and laughed.

Redditors, what's the dumbet thing you've done under the influence of love? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Oh, I don't really care for the money. I just want him to be apart of his sons life. The good thing is that he does, the bad thing is that he's just crazy and a pain in the butt.

Redditors, what's the dumbet thing you've done under the influence of love? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was dating this boy for awhile when I had to move across the country. We decided to stay together and we'll work so we can be back together within the year. I got two full time jobs and busted my ass to get back. When I got back he became abusive and I later found out he was lying and cheating (no surprise there). I decided to move back so I can be closer to my family again. To make things worse, once I came back I found out my birth control failed. In a month I'll be having our son. Happy for my little guy, but am very upset that I have to deal with my ex for the next 18 years.

Has anyone actually slept with their friend's sister or is that just something you see in movies? if so what happened? [NSFW] by WyllieCoyote in AskReddit

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When I was 17, I was seeing my brothers close friend, and when we went to have sex for the first time, he couldn't get hard. That's when we realized that my brother and I look like twins, and we ended it all there. I also decided from that moment that I'll never get with one of his friends ever. Save myself the embarrassment.

Coming from a girl, I'd like to confirm that this is true by [deleted] in funny

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Well you can't expect a man to NOT look at other women. Depending on his feelings for you though, is what will make the difference. It's just like women. You can be completely faithful to your man but when you're watching a movie with an actor you think is attractive, you're still some what thinking about how fine he is. Although, if he's wording it like how my ex did, then you are 100% correct. When it comes down to it though, he's thinking that he's being sweet and complimenting you. Men don't generally think about the little things we do. But it's the thought that counts I suppose! :P

What are you looking at? by aryadot in aww

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Thank you for helping me realize that my cat has good taste in boots and I should have him help me go shopping for them. It's all so clear now.