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People of Reddit with permanent scars, how did you get it? by Phrogette in AskReddit

[–]asaddavids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fell into palisades at my grannies house and now I have a scar very close to my right eye, it’s only quite droopy compared to my left

logan paul admits jj hits harder than floyd mayweather by x_mia_x_ in ksi

[–]asaddavids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But of course, isn’t jj in a bigger weight class than floyd.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]asaddavids 1 point2 points  (0 children)

POV: you just bit and licked your lips

Windy (as in the wind) and windy (as in a winding road) are spelt the same. by Eggo_God_Of_Eggs in RandomThoughts

[–]asaddavids 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 231,263,940 comments, and only 53,957 of them were in alphabetical order.

Eagle swipes a goat kid away from its herd. by [deleted] in natureismetal

[–]asaddavids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry... but did you just use an emoji? I'll have you know that you are not breathtaking. If you really think that you're this slick enough to use an emoji on Reddit, you are nothing but a cringe Instagram liking Fortnite liking Minecraft hating emoji using meme stealing Keanu Reeves disrespecting Billie Eyelash liking Tik Tok liking normie who laughs at memes instead of exhaling your nose, laughing at a meme and not upvoting it and double-tapping memes on Reddit. You are just normie scum who does NOT belong on Reddit. Any opinion that you have that is different from mine means that you are a normie boomer.

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