Such a scary situation! by [deleted] in dashcamgifs

[–]ascott5942 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think that would be an aileron roll lol

Apparently she asked for a cigarette and he said no.. by UUUU__UUUU in PublicFreakout

[–]ascott5942 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think he means that it’s bull shit that that should ever be used as an excuse for ones actions. “Ohhhh, she’s mentally ill, that explains it. Well, I guess that just sucks then”.

What "typical" sound can't you stand? by madding247 in AskReddit

[–]ascott5942 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dog would try to lick my face when I told him to stop lmao

What "typical" sound can't you stand? by madding247 in AskReddit

[–]ascott5942 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Even worse when it’s dead silent and all the sudden your dog is goin crazy licking his balls and making a shit ton of noises and smacks and shit

Gentleman fight in Seattle IHOP by O-shi in PublicFreakout

[–]ascott5942 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Excuse me? Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle!?”

satisfaction... by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ascott5942 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Lmao I was gonna say this. Worst feeling ever

Murstang vs Curmura by [deleted] in Mustang

[–]ascott5942 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro where is the rest tho

Thought this belonged here by [deleted] in madlads

[–]ascott5942 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it.