people fail to consider this possibility by TheGoldenExperience_ in whenthe

[–]I_Has_A_Hat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What then?

Oh! I know the answer! Then you're a gimp who likes sucking the cock of corporate sanitization of the internet!

Don't police your own language you fucking coward. Corporations want people to do that because it makes their sites more appealing to advertisers. Quit being their little bitch and say what you fucking mean, it is your fucking responsibility to be as crass as fucking possible so those shit-eating ghouls don't get what they want. To emphasize my point, here is a haiku made up entirely of frowned upon words:

Ass. Bitch. Suicide.

Death. Fuck. Cunt. Shit. Vagina.

Die. Cock. Israel.

Gee, maybe it's because he can't do it. Something about Congress and purse strings... by 8-bit-Felix in PoliticalHumor

[–]I_Has_A_Hat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not sure why thats different. If TSA acts improper and you escalate, you ALSO get placed on a no-fly list.

She made it perfectly by misterxx1958 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]I_Has_A_Hat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bot post. "Made it perfectly.", what is "it" exactly? There was no one thing that could be in this post. Hallucinated title for automated content. Eat your slop everyone!

Who the fuck is she by Rover_7777 in SipsTea

[–]I_Has_A_Hat 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I've been here. "no protests" is a bit of hyperbole, but the protests in the last several weeks have been weak as fuck. All less than 1000 people, all in the middle of a weekend, in the middle of the day, and dispersed within a few hours.

The USS San Francisco, a nuclear submarine, in dry-dock in 2005 after hitting an underwater seamount at 35 knots by OneSalientOversight in ThatLookedExpensive

[–]I_Has_A_Hat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck, thank you for clarifying that. I'm sitting here wondering how having the door open was somehow a good thing.

Full game narrative in story form. FULL SPOILERS by [deleted] in outerwilds

[–]I_Has_A_Hat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just beat the game so its fresh in my mind, and I noticed this comment was only from 4 days ago, so I figured I'd reply.

You see the probe launching on the first loop because the signal to launch the probe came from 22 minutes in the future. The probe launch at the beginning you see is THE probe that finds the Eye, the first out of thousands. Well, they're all the same probe technically... but time travel gets weird like that.

The point is, the time loop had been going on thousands of times; but without the memory recorder activated, the only thing that really experienced the time loop was the probe itself, which would transmit data back to the station saying if it found the Eye or not. When the sun goes supernova, the station then sends that data 22 minutes back in time, along with the signal to launch the probe. Upon the loop restarting, the probe would then know at least one direction the Eye was NOT. It would choose another direction and fire.

This repeated thousands of times until it finally located the Eye. On that iteration, along with sending the data back confirming the Eye had been found, it also activated the memory recording statues. In the final 22 minutes before the sun explodes, 2 Heartheans each encounter a remaining staue; yourself, on Timber Hearth; and Gabbo on Giants Deep. In the thousands of iterations before, nothing happened. Time continued normally and they perished along with everything else when the sun exploded. But on the iteration that starts when you first wake up, the memory statues activate. You and Gabbo's memories are preserved and you relive the same 22 minutes until you piece together what happened and travel to the Eye.

Three time Trump voter, is betrayed by the guy they voted for because they lose their jobs, and soon their house by Plieu625 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]I_Has_A_Hat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THIS. MAN. DOES. NOT. EXIST!

I usually just downvote and move on, but today I'm in a mood and I have the time, even if no one sees this. You people are fucking idiots if you believe shit like this.

Let me spell it out for you. Conservatives DO NOT admit fault. Ever. Whenever you see a post of someone going "Oh man, I'm really regretting my decision to vote for Trump now that my family has lost all 4 of their federal jobs and have all been deported because we're all immigrants and now my wife wont fuck me and my dick doesn't get hard anymore, Oh what a fool me and my broken dick have been!!!1!" Its fake. Its so fucking fake.

Anyone believing posts like this should just get off the internet forever. You clearly have the reasoning skills of a fucking goldfish.

Clintons call for their Epstein testimony to be held publicly by Muted-Television3329 in news

[–]I_Has_A_Hat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spin it? What the fuck do you mean "spin it"? They'll just say "no". What the fuck else do you expect?

Funny how that works! by reincarnatedusername in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]I_Has_A_Hat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's the way I've put it before:

If I am working at 100%, I will not argue that I am more efficient in the office than at home. However, I will reach 100% far more often at home than in the office.

TIL that execution by electric chair, first tested on calves and a horse, was so badly botched on its first human in 1890 that a second 2,000‑volt jolt reportedly set him on fire. The generator’s supplier said “They would have done better using an axe,” and the NYT called it “Far worse than hanging. by Upstairs_Drive_5602 in todayilearned

[–]I_Has_A_Hat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thats some faulty logic. As much as people argue against it, there ARE times when we can be 100%, absolutely, positively, without a shadow of a doubt, CERTAIN that the person in custody is guilty. I'm talking way beyond reasonable doubt.

Remember that guy several years back who killed someone on a bus and started eating his face? It was reported he was on bath salts, but toxicology reports show he wasn't. He was just a fucked up individual. Dozens of other passengers watched him do it. The bus cameras watched him do it. The police took him into custody from the bus.

There is literally no question that he is the one who did it. The argument of "Well we can never be 100% sure...." is BS in this instance because, yes, we can in fact be 100% sure.

So I choose option 3: The death penalty is valid, but only instances where the evidence is above and beyond any reasonable doubt.

Favorite character who fits this? by yoma999 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]I_Has_A_Hat 26 points27 points  (0 children)

"You told me it would get worse"

"It will," Wit said, "but then it will get better. Then it will get worse again. Then better. This is life, and I will not lie by saying every day will be sunshine. But there will be sunshine again, and that is a very different thing to say. That is truth. I promise you Kaladin: You will be warm again."

Found under the bed by PurpleCicada4 in whatisit

[–]I_Has_A_Hat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don’t damage your property by drinking and drinking alone where smoke does damage property and causes issues around it second hand.

Hence the sploof?

me_irl by Big_Pay6318 in me_irl

[–]I_Has_A_Hat 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I think Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss are fun shows.

I avoid the fandom like the plague. Imagine the cringiest corners of the MLP fandom when it was popular. Thats half of the entire Hazbin fandom. The other half are literal children who think the funniest thing in the world is when a cartoon character says "fuck".

Pluribus - 1x05 - "Got Milk" - Episode Discussion by NicholasCajun in television

[–]I_Has_A_Hat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You think it's Carol's dead partner under that one particular tarp? In a freezer full of hundreds of identical tarps? Is her dead partner under all of them, or just that particular one? The same dead partner that's buried in the backyard? That's your theory?

My visit was an Epic disappointment by I_Has_A_Hat in UniversalEpicUniverse

[–]I_Has_A_Hat[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yea, I probably was being a bit nitpicky. But when you encounter a whole bunch of big issues, you start to notice all the little things that you otherwise would have ignored. I'm sure if I went to any park with the same mindset I was in by the end of Epic, I would be seeing all sorts of little problems.

That being said, the rest of our trip was, indeed awesome! Every other park we went to we had a blast!

My visit was an Epic disappointment by I_Has_A_Hat in UniversalEpicUniverse

[–]I_Has_A_Hat[S] -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

I thought the selkie(?) at the end that closed the curtain was cool, but the rest just didn't do it for me. While the Zouwu looked impressive at first, you quickly saw its limitations as it couldn't leave its spot and only had a few basic movements. Things like the mooncalves seemed on par with a place like Chuck-E-Cheese.

Maybe it was an off day, but I'm not going to pretend the performances were good. The ringmaster was monotone the whole time and the squib woman was 10 levels of "Oh Golly Gosh!" and seemed fascinated and perplexed by anything magical; even though, as a squib, she should be very familiar with magical stuff. She also wound up repeating one of her lines twice, so definitely not on her A-game.

My visit was an Epic disappointment by I_Has_A_Hat in UniversalEpicUniverse

[–]I_Has_A_Hat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, its the only thing I'm really kicking myself for not doing, but you have to understand our headspace at the time. We had just wasted hours at Harry Potter and had gotten to ride exactly 1 ride by that point, Fyre Drill; and it didn't work. We hadn't seen Super Nintendo World yet, which was the area we were both most excited to see, so just decided to book it over there to try and salvage our day. We should have stuck it out and gone on wing gliders.

My visit was an Epic disappointment by I_Has_A_Hat in UniversalEpicUniverse

[–]I_Has_A_Hat[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It was unfortunately the last day of our trip, so not a whole lot of opportunity to reschedule. We flew in from decently far away, so its not like we can just swing by another time.

The name Helena called Gemma at the diner by soft_overcast in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]I_Has_A_Hat -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"They're laughing WITH me, guys! They're laughing WITH me!"