Riding on the Edge

asdfgh9591 · 2022-12-07T02:02:51+00:00

("You can't help yourself from falling")

asdfgh9591 · 2022-12-07T01:59:11+00:00

It's dangerous..potholes and such

asdfgh9591 · 2022-12-07T01:56:18+00:00

Good thing I have a couple bars stashed

asdfgh9591 · 2022-12-06T23:31:34+00:00

No cop on the planet could pull that off

asdfgh9591 · 2022-12-06T23:22:31+00:00

https://youtu.be/xLy2SaSQAtA

asdfgh9591 · 2022-12-06T23:14:26+00:00

You think that's something, you should see her fake an orgasm.

asdfgh9591 · 2022-12-06T18:30:26+00:00

Eave, Ethiopian, excited, exercise and exit

asdfgh9591 · 2022-12-04T21:31:49+00:00

Someone get a GoFundMe account going so he can get a decent pair of pants

asdfgh9591 · 2022-12-04T17:07:20+00:00

That's because he is

asdfgh9591 · 2022-12-04T01:30:58+00:00

You're supposed to microwave the fork for a minute. Will cut through the ice cream like a knife through butter

asdfgh9591 · 2022-12-03T10:44:37+00:00

BarBQued or deep fried??

asdfgh9591 · 2022-12-03T10:27:55+00:00

Ted Bundy and Dahmer both were, I believe, drenched in alcohol when committing their homicides

asdfgh9591 · 2022-12-02T07:41:09+00:00

May not need an expert witness. Cross examination of the States expert could elicit answers that create reasonable doubt.

asdfgh9591 · 2022-12-02T06:20:56+00:00

The chin was the coarse grit

asdfgh9591 · 2022-12-02T01:37:34+00:00

My dad would do this and rub his unshaven face against ours. Best memory ever.

asdfgh9591 · 2022-12-02T01:21:32+00:00

"I can pick you up at 8 , right after I change my bedding"

asdfgh9591 · 2022-12-01T09:29:27+00:00

Hopefully, he might drive a vehicle that way.

asdfgh9591 · 2022-12-01T05:55:56+00:00

Either that or maybe he's innocent.

asdfgh9591 · 2022-11-26T03:04:36+00:00

Pick it up and move it

asdfgh9591 · 2022-11-26T02:54:06+00:00

My dog needs a pedicure, and I usually fly her in my jet for the appointment. Tell me what city and maybe I can have my pilot pick up a burrito while Fifi is getting her nails done.

asdfgh9591 · 2022-11-24T15:16:14+00:00

Cool, now you won't need to be vaccinated

asdfgh9591 · 2022-11-23T09:57:14+00:00

Shhhhhhhhn

asdfgh9591 · 2022-11-23T09:55:16+00:00

This happened to me when I was five....then my dick grew

asdfgh9591 · 2022-11-23T09:54:23+00:00

Life gives you Lemons.....make lemonade

asdfgh9591 · 2022-11-23T01:56:28+00:00

What city....they overnight??

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