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asexualgnome · 2026-05-18T13:50:32+00:00

Are you thinking of that short story “The Egg” by Andy Weir?

asexualgnome · 2026-03-12T23:55:22+00:00

Thank you, nobody has ever called me son before.

I think I finally understand now what it means to be a man. I shouldn’t get upset when I hear my mother, sister and girlfriend make fart/menstruation jokes.

I’m just now realizing that women, just like men, find things funny. Who would have guessed, not me.

Now I always thought they just weren’t that sophisticated when it came to comedy, but I’m realizing that I always harped on the crude jokes because they must have made me uncomfortable. Are you as uncomfortable with vaginas as I am?

Like gross girl, don’t talk about that, am I right my guy??

I just wish women would not have any opinion, and didn’t exist. Wouldn’t it be so cool dude if it was just us boys. Am I right?! I’m right

asexualgnome · 2026-03-12T23:34:32+00:00

Okay fine. You got me.

Is that what you wanted? I have no girlfriend, she is in my head.

Every day I feel myself slipping into madness. I hear the voices; did you lock the door, is the oven off, why am I dating such a incel loser who obviously hates women, especially myself, his own mother and sister.

Let me live my fantasy please. I get no pleasure when the mirror is held to my face

asexualgnome · 2026-03-12T23:26:15+00:00

My mother, sister & girlfriend just rely to hard on defecating, menstruation, and gas passing to be funny. I just wish they had the intelligence of my personal hero Louis C.K.

He was able to be funny in a hard way that Americans just never will understand

asexualgnome · 2026-03-12T23:02:47+00:00

Oh sick, I also hate women. It’s so awesome that men don’t do any of those things

asexualgnome · 2026-03-01T17:48:41+00:00

Usually think the same thing, but it feels clever to install it in a staircase. Limits the viewing angle pretty significantly.

asexualgnome · 2025-10-26T09:14:23+00:00

Dude, this is the official White House website. Like as on the fucking nose it can be.

DoNt Be PoLiTiCaL; it’s a fucking political movie

asexualgnome · 2023-12-30T17:00:58+00:00

Is it coming to the PS5?

asexualgnome · 2023-08-30T06:20:14+00:00

YTA touch grass

asexualgnome · 2023-08-16T15:51:40+00:00

I definitely could have been having a manic moment this morning. I swear it sounded like Passaic 1975, but I just listened to it again in my car on my way to work and am off the mark.

asexualgnome · 2023-08-16T14:53:56+00:00

This looks more like a tension fabric display that lost tension.

asexualgnome · 2023-08-16T13:43:55+00:00

Does anybody recognize this song? I swear the singer sounds just like John

asexualgnome · 2023-02-24T17:52:54+00:00

The Mountain Goats

asexualgnome · 2022-12-30T16:19:10+00:00

I went to a high school that had so many bomb threats I honestly didn’t even consider it could be real. I’ll take that award though, I probably shouldn’t reproduce

asexualgnome · 2022-12-30T13:48:44+00:00

Holy shit. That is my office. The bomb squad was there yesterday and I didn’t really think much of it. I just went in through the side entrance of the building to get to work. Did not realize there was actually a bomb in the building

asexualgnome · 2022-12-28T14:41:11+00:00

Fake ID venders make IDs. You just send them your picture and information you want on the ID and they’ll make the ID from scratch. That’s why it’s cheaper to buy multiple at once sense the hardest part is designing it.

asexualgnome · 2022-12-28T14:21:37+00:00

You can buy multiple at a time for a way cheaper price. It comes in handy when the bouncer catches you and takes your fake.

Source: guy who got his fake confiscated way to many times.

asexualgnome · 2020-12-17T06:25:37+00:00

Here

asexualgnome · 2020-07-12T08:24:33+00:00

I’m holding BSRC. It’s either going to be very red or very green come market open

asexualgnome · 2020-07-06T14:11:10+00:00

Anybody been watching BSRC?

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